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6.19.2008

Thong Song

Everybody has been emailing me a story about some lady suing Victoria's Secret after she was wounded by a thong. Although the word "thong" immediately got my attention, I just couldn't get too excited about it. I've always been a T-Back fan. But now we get to take a look at the gal since she has appeared on The Today Show. I figured I'd be guilty of the sin of picturing her in a thong but that didn't happen. And that, my friends, is a good day ruined. Instead, the lawyer stole the show because he said the lawsuit is "not about money." I think my head exploded when he said that.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

How did I know that chick would be Negroid? I must be a genius or psychic or summin.

Jarhead said...

"She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thoooooooong. Thong tha thongthongthong."

~ Sisqo

Dumps like a truck? Scandalous. Sisqo is a lyrical genius.

Anonymous said...

Meredith looks older and older by the day.

bigfan said...

Should she really be wearing a thong? I think not!!!

Anonymous said...

i think the lawyer and lacrida or whatever her name is are doing it.

she keeps looking at him with those "sex eyes"..

Anonymous said...

There must have been some serious stress on that metal clip. I would bet that the metal started to rust in that harsh environment. They should make the the clip out of stainless steel for the heavies.

Anonymous said...

I don't have time to worry about this I'm celebrating Juneteenth.

Anonymous said...

I'm willing to bet the tag on that thong said "petite".

Double Fake the Grape, from Fruit of the Loom

Anonymous said...

#1 - I wouldn't want to see her in a Thong, T-Back, Granny Panties, Regular Underwear or Boxer Shorts.
Yuck!!
Besides, if your underwear goes on your arse how did she almost put out her eye? Was she going to wear it on her head, as a bag? Smart Lawyer say's it has stress points, is she Thunder Thighs are what? I will stand by this comment, the Wii Snowboarding Babe, would not of had a problem.

Anonymous said...

I like salt

Anonymous said...

Anyone have any info on how the Alvord school board meeting went tonight? I understand it might have been a "hot" meeting. ANyone?

Anonymous said...

i was there and i seen a fat chick wearing a thong that said go tech

Anonymous said...

They didn't want money but awareness of a defective product?

Oh yeah and don't forget "they" wanted the poor victim to have her implants shoved in the faces of those who watched that video.

Sickening.

CAN YOU PROVE IT IN A COURT OF LAW? said...

Lane Bryant should not sell Thongs. But, the next time I go on tv i will wear my revealing dress that shows my breast are no longer 36D but 36Long. Just Saying...

Anonymous said...

Good one cypi

M&M said...

Bottom feeders.

Anonymous said...

As painful as it can be until you get the drops in- a scratched cornea is nothing.

Silicone Alley said...

Poor thong got scared and was only acting out in the only way it knew how to, self defense.

Kevin L. Henry said...

Wow, business must be slow at Jason's firm. Did Jason get rejected by VS as an underwear designer? Looks like he's tyring to exert influence over underwear design. Clearly he does not like decorations on Lucreta's (sp?) underwear. I am surprised that MSNBC doesn't have Olberman reporting this with that great personal injury lawyer, John Edwards, running commentary. Does this mean that the price of stuff at VS is going up even more?

Anonymous said...

The N word was created for such.

Anonymous said...

f'n niggers are always looking to sue somebody, they just want something for nothing!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

talk about something for nothing how about repairations? all blacks claim the us govt. owes each one of them $300,000. dollars each! this is shit being stired up by al sharpton, jessie jackson.and many so called black scholars and intellectuals...if this shit goes thru then i'll be a nigger aviator!!!!

Anonymous said...

Easy guys, I meant I thought her lawyer seemed nice.

Anonymous said...

Thank the dear lord above that we don't have hardly any N"s in wise co. I believe there is a direct correlation between this fact and the low, very low violent crime stats in our county. Lets pray it stays this way...

Anonymous said...

I would NOT lick her Brazil nuts.

Anonymous said...

They are totally doin it. Eeeew grody commodie

Anonymous said...

f'n n's....

Anonymous said...

nuttin lef 2 sa!

President Clark said...

Simply ridiculous...


People will go out of their way to get money for nothing.