6.18.2008

Mrs. Green #7

Well, it's a pretty big night for yours truly. This is 29 year old Anna from Cheboksary, Russia who just sent me an unsolicited email. Let's just say that she paid 1000 "roubles" to get my email address because - yep - she be looking for a husband in the good old USA. She's a self-described "gentle and the fragile girl which demands love and respect." What a coincidence! That's perfect for me!!

And she engages in "fitness and volleyball." Man, I've hit the motherlode.

One downside: Her English and grammar (which you guys know I'm a stickler for for which I am a stickler), ain't that good. But what do you expect from a Russkie? I'll work with her.

Let's just say I might not make it to work tomorrow. Ya know, to each according to his need - or something like that.

20 comments:

wordkyle said...

Barry! Kharasho! Za druzhbu myezhdu narodami! Zhelayu vsego horoshego.

Anonymous said...

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

Anonymous said...

Every good liberal weenies wet dream. Importing communism to the Good Ole USA and procreate red wing diaper doper babies!! Is this a great country or what?

RPM said...

...and you wonder why you were sent a virus?

Anonymous said...

i think its safe to say wordkyle is a genius.

Anonymous said...

If she behaves better than American Women, GO FOR IT!! It won't be very long before they ruin her anyways...

Anonymous said...

Don't do it, she appears to love the demon alcohol more then you BG.

Demand she send you a Wii video and an amputated limb to prove she really is committed to the relationship.

Anonymous said...

I'd have a brewski with her.

Anonymous said...

I hear Russkies have some good Pooskie.

Bulldog said...

can she cook, clean and do the laundry?

Anonymous said...

Barry, Wordkyle says it best. "Danger Will Robinson, Danger!"

Anonymous said...

She is not Russian. She much to skinny to be Russian. Russian women, big, strong. Pull plow with one arm tied behind back.

Double Fake Ivan Tortitzov

Anonymous said...

Did she promise to speak Russian while having sexinsky? That could make one climb the wall.

Anonymous said...

russian woman also have big furry george bushhhh!!

Denney Crane said...

Yep... You haven't even met her but she's already demanding! I mean really...at least she could suck up awhile before starting that entitlement attitude...

Anonymous said...

she sure has that post-coitis look, don't you think??

Anonymous said...

We would think you don't know your Coitis from a hole in the ground.

IT'S COITUS you Newark inbred retard.

Anonymous said...

Coit Rd. runs from Forest Lane to Hwy. 121. Not sure what happened to the 'us' part.

Double Fake TDOT

Anonymous said...

takes a coitus to know a coitus!!

Anonymous said...

in newark we may all be inbred but we're not all retards like u!!