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6.20.2008

Friday Afternoon Pick Me Up


I saw a little bit of her reality TV show, and I think she's dumb as a box of rocks. But, man, still hawt.

Where's my copy of Wild Things?

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

BG - I think that you are a wimp for not posting anything about the Alvord School Board meeting.. It made the Update.. R U scared??

Silicone Alley said...

1:23... Obvisouley something about the meeting is bothering you, so just say it..or are you scared?

Anonymous said...

She was convincing as a nuclear scientist in the James Bond movie that she did..........well, not really!

Anonymous said...

1:51

I am not scared. I wasn't at the meeting that is why I need BG to post something about it so we outsiders can get all the good gossip. Get all the folks from Alvord fired up again. You see I have a boring life. I read this blog for excitement. Pretty sad, huh?

Anonymous said...

who is she? I have never seen her at Wal-Mart.

Silicone Alley said...

I better correct myself before someone attacks me.....obviously*

Anonymous said...

I think that she is a teacher at Alvord!

Anonymous said...

I think she needs a good old fashioned toe lickin'.

Anonymous said...

Yeah,you wimp, what about the controversy brewing over chemical vs natural fertilizers the Decatur Garden Club is trying to destroy our town with? Don't let them get away with that one either BG

Anonymous said...

She will boil your rabbit. Crazzzzzzzy, maybe she and Britney will start being pals. That would make the BG pants go wild.

Anonymous said...

alvoid school board will meet again next thursday nite to continue hearing grievances,last nite was just the beginning. a lot of people have brought very serious allegations against john trice and carla bullard. i expect heads to roll before this is over...

Anonymous said...

I think what she really needs is a good healthy dose of bunga-bunga!!!

Anonymous said...

Haven't seen the show, I've just heard sound bites. She says she has bad taste in men. She likes bad boys with big Johnsons. Hum.....

Anonymous said...

I took my son fishing the other day. When we got out of the car there was a dried up dead minnow on the ground. I double-dog dared him to eat it offering to give him a dollar if he would. I paid him in quarters. I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell.

Anonymous said...

4:08 go get 'em you toe licking son of a gun

RPM said...

If Charlie Sheen won't hit it, it's gotta be pretty freakin' bad!

Anonymous said...

For every good looking woman there is a man that has told her to get the hell out.

Anonymous said...

some of these grievances at alvord are being brought by teachers and other employees of alvord high school. since none of this was on the agenda for last nights meeting,most of the facts relating to coach enis reassignment have not yet been openly discussed.stay tuned next thur night,should be major new facts coming to light.

Anonymous said...

As a parent of children at Alvord High school, I am very concerned about some of the allegations being made against the principal Mrs. Bullard and superintendant Trice. If these violations turn out to be factual and true, the board needs to start cleaning house and bring honesty and integrity back to AISD

Anonymous said...

honesty and integrity at alvoid high school..ha ha that will be the day!!

lovelit said...

4:41...I laughed out loud.

Anonymous said...

How does this picture of Charley Sheen's Ex make everyone think of the Alvord School District? Am I missing something here?

Anonymous said...

Thanks lovelit.

Anonymous said...

Ten reasons to dig Spider Monkeys

1)Females have an unusually long labia its function is unclear
2)Spider monkeys mate year-round. The female chooses a male from her group with whom to mate. Both males and females sniff their mates to check their readiness for copulation. This process is known as “anogenital sniffing”.
3)Most feeding happens from dawn to 10am. Afterwards the adults rest while the young play. Through the rest of the day they may feed infrequently until around 10pm.
4)When a monkey is approached, it climbs to the end of the branch it is on and shakes it vigorously to scare away the possible threat. It shakes the branches with its feet, hands, or a combination while hanging from its tail. It may also scratch its limbs or body with various parts of its hands and feet. Seated monkeys may sway and make noise. Males and occasionally adult females growl menacingly at the approach of a human. If the pursuer continues to advance, the monkeys often break off live or dead tree limb weighing up to 10 pounds and drop them towards the intruder. They do not actually throw the branches but they twist so the branch causing it to fall closer to the threat. The natives of the area know very well of this risk. The monkeys also defecate and urinate toward the intruder
5)Spider monkeys have a unique way of getting food: a lead female is responsible for feeding.
6) Most feeding happens from dawn to 10am. Afterwards the adults rest while the young play. Through the rest of the day they may feed infrequently until around 10pm.
7)Spider monkeys mate year-round. The female chooses a male from her group with whom to mate. Both males and females sniff their mates to check their readiness for copulation. This process is known as “anogenital sniffing”.
8)If the pursuer continues to advance, the monkeys often break off live or dead tree limb weighing up to 10 pounds and drop them towards the intruder. They do not actually throw the branches but they twist so the branch causing it to fall closer to the threat. The natives of the area know very well of this risk. The monkeys also defecate and urinate toward the intruder
9)Spider monkeys mate year-round. The female chooses a male from her group with whom to mate. Both males and females sniff their mates to check their readiness for copulation. This process is known as “anogenital sniffing.
10)If the pursuer continues to advance, the monkeys often break off live or dead tree limb weighing up to 10 pounds and drop them towards the intruder. They do not actually throw the branches but they twist so the branch causing it to fall closer to the threat. The natives of the area know very well of this risk. The monkeys also defecate and urinate toward the intruder.
The End

Anonymous said...

you guys think only things like this happen in aisd involving the principal and supt....look around

Anonymous said...

The strangest thing: Of all the times I've seen anything with Denise Richards through the years not once has it brought to mind Alvoid ISD.

Anonymous said...

I'm not addickted to porn,I can pause it anytime I want.

Anonymous said...

nobody really cares about some wannabe whatever she thinks she is, people are concerned about those in charge of our childrens future. there seems to be real problems with the administration at aisd. obviously the people reading this blog care a great deal...BG please stay on top of this, it's important for the kids!!!

Anonymous said...

BG..can you help me find a good lawyer, I'm suffering from emotional, mental and erectile distress after reading some of the bullshit posted here. Now while trying to concentrate on the threesome in "wild things", all I can think of is Alvoid!! WTF..