6.20.2008

Random Friday Morning Thoughts


- I got stuck outside my office this morning because I forgot my keys. So I sat outside for about 45 minutes. It might have been my best 45 minutes of the week.
- Except the part when a big old wet dog came up and tried to lick me.
- 14 songs you should never play in a bar.
- I wonder if any family actually sits down together at the breakfast table?
- I once got in trouble at the breakfast table for "swallowing too loudly."
- Get Smart was a horrible TV show and the new movie by the same name is getting horrible reviews. Is Steve Carell really that funny?
- Went back to Hulu yesterday. Amazing.
- I've been thinking about the fictional Spider Monkey Park all week, too.
- Once I heard that two guys had been killed outside of a Garland music studio, I figured it was some Tupac wannabees. Turned out to be Christian artists. (And three guys have been stopped in the car of one of the dead guy's in East Texas.)
- On most evenings, I never say a word out loud.
- Souped up golf cart face plant. Good times.
- Parent fight at Pop Warner football game. Not good times. Edit: Link fixed.
- I have this weird fear that some day the world will stop rotating.
- I think I could put in a sprinkler system with a little practice. Except that part of hooking it up to the water supply - which would be kind of important.
- Last week John McCain said he was "very angry" over the "obscene profits" the oil companies were making. Whose team is he on?
- The Hollywood Walk of Fame has a ton of people on it. And it just got 25 more. I was going to object to some of them, but I really couldn't. Except for Tinkerbell.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

O YES I WOULD

Anonymous said...

Hulu has 3 stooges episodes now. A bunch of good ones not just the ones you can buy at the dollar store.

wordkyle said...

I'm using Hulu to watch Burn Notice, on my brother's recommendation. Pretty good show.

I'm curious about how the profit that the oil companies make is judged. Although it's lots of money, as a percentage isn't it comparable to, or smaller than that of other industries?

McCain..pffft. And yet he's a better choice than Obama.

gern blansten said...

Hey barry, just to let you know: your link to the pop warner fight goes to the golf cart crash.

Anonymous said...

Come on everybody,it's Friday and payday so let's all try to just love each other and hope for the best or somethin.

Anonymous said...

I would lick her toes

Anonymous said...

You can put in your own Sprinkler System which you would not regret. Having it come on at 3am is better than watering it by hand in the evening. However, you have to have a licensed plumber make the connection to the water meter. You can pay out the arse to have that done or have someone you know who is licensed do it for you for just a small price or for free. It's not difficult but if you get caught doing it aah there could be a problem. Go rent a ditch witch, have Lowes or a friend in irrigation map out your watering area, go to Allsup's and pick up day labor for $100.00, a twelve pack of ice, cold, beer and throw in a calling card to Mexico and it'll be done in a day. Just a thought!!

Anonymous said...

I am sorry, but it seems like you just need to pay someone enough money and they will put you on the Walk of Fame. Seriously, putting John Stamos, Felicity Huffman and some of these others on there?

I guess gone are the days when you really had to be a big star like John Wayne or so to even think of getting your name on there.

Anonymous said...

I NEVER thought Steve Carrell was funny and I always thought he was highly overrated!!!

And I don't understand the appeal of that Office show either!

mzchief said...

*YiKeS*
Watching the Pop Warner Parent Brawl makes me realize why there are so many problems in the U.S. and that I have NO way of relating to some people and their issues. Those parents are a class unto themselves. At the end of the video some douche bag, pretending to be a "man," in a dark blue sweater comes from off screen to kick the man on the ground wearing a blue shirt with the #3. I am fairly certain that is assault...geeezzzzzeeee

Do make note, it is a bunch of white folks beating and kicking the Hell out of a black man...
I'm just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Until Cheeta has his rightful place on the Walk Of Fame I'll continue to call it The Walk Of Shame.

Anonymous said...

The Office is the greatest Sitcom on T.V.

AnObiter said...

Get Smart was a not smart choice on Carell's behalf. He IS the funniest guy on TV these days -- The Office is great humor, even intellectually so. Steve Carell makes me laugh....I'd lick his toes...er, maybe not...ewww...grossed myself out. I do love him though. Minus any grody toe-lickin'.

Anonymous said...

yuck!!!what about toe jam..??

Anonymous said...

I swear I have stayed in that hotel room. Pillow on top of blue blanket... La Quinta? Also, I have never ever had anything that georgous in my room. I would have taken a picture of her too. What a knock-out.

Jarhead said...

Re: the picture of the girl in the bikini:

"Wanna tell you 'bout the girl I love.
My, she looks so fine
An she's the only one that Ive been dreamin of,
Maybe someday she will be all mine.
I wanna tell her that I love her so,
I thrill with her every touch,
I need to tell her shes the only one I really love.

I got a woman, wanna ball all day.
I got a woman, she wont be true no.
I got a woman, stay drunk all the time.
I said I got a little woman and she wont be true.

On Sunday mornin when we go down to church
See the menfolk standin in line.
Say they come to pray to the Lord
But when my little girl looks so fine.
And in the evenin' when the sun is sinkin' low
Everybody's with the one they love.
I walk the town, keep-a searchin all around,
Lookin for my street corner girl.

I got a woman, wan ball all day yeah.
I got a woman, she wont be true no, no.
I got a woman, stay drunk all the time.
I said I got a little woman and she wont be true.

An in the bars with the men who play guitars,
Singin, drinkin and rememberin the time,
A-my little lover does a midnight shift,
She fool around-a all a the time.
I guess theres just one thing then left for me to do:
Gonna pack my bags an move on my way
A-cause I got a worried mind sharin what I thought was mine.
Gonna leave her where the guitars play.

I got a woman, she wont be true no, no.
I got a woman, wanna ball all day-yeah-yeah now, now.
I got a woman, stay drunk all the time.
I got a little woman and she wont be true.

Hey, hey what can I do?
I said she wont be true no. yeah-no, yeah-no,
Whoah-ho what can I say?
Yeah-no, yeah-no."

~ Led Zeppelin

Anonymous said...

"I will oppose any tax breaks or good deals for the gas and oil industry also."

--John McCain at a town hall meeting in Rindge, NH, 11/18/07

Oops! I think he just gets confused and disoriented.

He needs to debate himself.
McCain 2000-2007 vs McCain 2008

Anonymous said...

Why is it that whenever you dig out stuff from underneath your toenails it smells like bad cheese?

It does I'm not kiddin.

Anonymous said...

Hey, we still eat together at the table for breakfast, lunch and supper (lunch just on the weekends). It's good to do that.

Anonymous said...

I told you the other day that I have been watching the discovery channel, history channel, science channel, etc. since I have been able to. Therefore, I know that in some point in time the earth will stop rotating. I am smarter than you. All hail, BG the leader of the resistance.

Anonymous said...

Folks, let me share that addiction is a terrible disease, I'm talking about porn....what did you think?

I'm very content with Page 3 girls and some of the skanks seen on this site.

Greggo

Anonymous said...

I found all of the Arrested Development episodes on Hulu. Had to call in sick the next morning.

Anonymous said...

Girls that don't take good care of their feet don't take good care of their hoo-hoos. So maybe the theory is if they do take good care of their feet then it's all good?

Bulldog said...

Hoo-Hoos? I know someone that calls it that!

I'm just sayin.

Anonymous said...

Did you take the big old wet dog home? I think he is yours for life!

RPM said...

Get Smart was filmed several years ago and shelved because it sucked so badly. They are digging it out now because of Carrell's fame and the chance to recover some of the $$$ they spent.

Anonymous said...

My girlfriend got into trouble for not swallowing loud enough.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe not one word on here about those 2 guys murdered in Garland. Well it was Tupac wannabees that committed this vicious violent crime against these young christian men who did not resist or do anything that would have provoked their murders. If convicted I would love to carry out final justice on these nigger thugs.

Anonymous said...

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Also talk to the plumber you'll use to tie the system into the water supply. He should be able to give you a rough layout in just a few minutes. You're right in thinking it's a tackleable job- any body could do it once the layout is done.

Anonymous said...

BG..do u think she might enjoy a visit from mr. hugh g. rection???