As a follow-up to my post two days ago about my battle with the obstacle course, one person was nice (?) enough to send me photographic evidence. That's me going through the tires (after tripping on tire #2), and that's me looking like a crazed orangutan jumping over a pit (which was probably full of snakes - I'm not sure.)
Fortunately, there weren't any pics of me slipping off the parallel bars and almost knocking my teeth out. This was not pretty.
Edit: And I apologize for not posting a comment straight out of Full Metal Jacket. It was very funny, however.