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Dear Reporters, Due to the magnitude of this week's game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 about the other 81. I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday's game.
Sincerely,
Terrell Owens (autograph)
p.s. Getcha Popcorn Ready
The guy is a nut (and I still think he might blow up - in a bad way - this year), but the "Getcha Popcorn Ready" catchphrase is pretty funny. He's used it before. (And the other 81 he is talking about is the equally crazy Randy Moss.)
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I don't blame him. Nothing but mundane and obvious questions all the time from people that have absolutely no clue what it's like to be a professional athlete. "T.O., do you think the team with the most points at the end of the game will win it?" "T.O., do you think in order for you to contribute to the team this week that you will have to be involved in the passing game?" Over and over these guys have to put up with that crap.
I can't wait to see him blow up after they lose to NE. It's gonna be classic.
i love me some TO - he makes sure the game never gets routine
Obviously T.O. did not major in English in college. Major punctuation issue.
Obviously Wade forgot to put the lithium in his Gatorade...
Self Destruct Countdown initiated:
T.O. minus 10, 9, 8,7...
9:28, Just a comment, I am not sure he is concerned with proper English or Major punctuation issues with the money he's making. Besides, at his age he probably graduated High School prior to the TAKS test requirements which I am most positive would have taught him proper punctuation.
Those nutty negros.
Amen, 6:14. Our sports media is often as hopeless as the rest of the media.
It looks like he even had that sign laminated.
"Show me some dimples, Tony."
Go T.O. I like him.
Wouldn't Randy Moss be the "original 81," seeing as how he's been around a lot longer than T.O.?
"been around a lot longer than T.O."--I think that Think is frustrated and confused! T.O signed with 49rs in 1996, and Randy Moss came around in 1998 with the Vikings!
...Oh and by the way, I loves me some me!!!
Think Cyclops...
T.O. drafted in 1996 by the 49ers.
R.M. drafted in 1998 by the Vikes.
Please forgive Stink Frustrated. He aligns himself with Dennis Kucinech so making fun of retards is strictly prohibited.
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