I watched just a little bit of the pageant last night (read: swim suit competition), but what I saw was very confusing. One of the commentators was extremely gay and was trying to throw down some extremely gay humor (i.e. "She's hot enough for me to want to change teams.")
And then they introduced the judges and one of them was Emmitt Smith.
Off.
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It is so the audience can relate to the host.
It's just nuts with these pageants. And the whole host of them that bring a girl to this point. I swear, if there was a "Little Miss Ultrasound Scan" pageant you would have a hundred pregnant moms entering their fetus photos in hopes of winning a six foot tall trophy and the thrill that would come, apparently, by living vicariously through the life of your unborn spawn.
AWESOME ABS!
And if the 99 pregnant moms didn't win, they could have an abortion and try again.
Interesting concept, abortion. You will notice I don't state an opinion, just thoughts. One thing that grabs my mind is the built-in hypocrisy. You have to be born in order to grow up in favor of abortion. Seems we don't have any opinions or votes from the aborted crowd. Plus, imagine who might be alive today that was aborted. Athletes, movie stars, teachers, musicians, artists, inventors. Sure, maybe some murderers and crooks in there, too. We won't know, but logic demands we recognize the absence, doesn't it? Weird to think that maybe the "perfect" soulmate destined for you never got the chance. And finally, it seems like it would be SO MUCH EASIER just to keep your legs closed, get off some other way, wear something, pill, or just somehow prevent the little swimmers. Are there really people that don't understand where babies come from? I know, there are victims of bad situations or crimes, but except that...why can't more people just avoid the particular act that makes babies in the first place?
Anon 6:26, figure that out and my job would just about be extinct...and that would be okay with me.
There always has to be one of you REEE-REEE anonymous people writing something controversial to show off how intelligent you reaaaaaaaaaaally are...ehem
only this blog can go from ms. universe to abortion....OH YEAHHHHHH
*Clap Clap*
(that was not an opinion just my "thoughts")
HEY anonymous...can you please explain to me where babys come from???
I'm just a mouse you know.
I'd do her and Emmitt and could have a gay old time judging.
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