7.28.2006

Important Friday Questions

(1) Is the more appropriate name for the last meal of the day "dinner" or "supper"? For some reason, I refuse to utter the word "supper". (2) Hypothetically, if someone you see two or three times a week were to get, uh, an augmentation of the, uh, upper front of her body, uh, should you ignore it or comment it upon it when you first see her? (These are actual questions I have been confronted with in the last 24 hours. I have to solve lots of problems)

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Supper, if you're country....dinner if you're citified!

Don't even go there on the top half!!!

mzchief said...

1. Dinner is the main midday or early evening meal. Supper is typically a light repast eaten late evening.

2. As for a woman's breast augmentation you should definitely say; "Nice tits. Can I touch them?" While gently, squeezing the new breasts be certain to ask something along the lines of; "So just how much did these puppies cost?"

Get back to me and let me know how this works out for you.

Anonymous said...

In Wise County we eat supper! As for the other question, you should go ahead and mention that you noticed. After all, isn't that why most women get them?

Anonymous said...

mzchief, why have you been hiding your wicked sense of humor?

Anonymous said...

I have always said dinner. My husband says supper. It caused some confusion in the first years of marriage.

As for the second, good luck!!!

greta said...

Supper is the evening meal - ordinarily the last meal of the day. In some agricultural regions of Canada and the United States, farmers traditionally used "dinner" for a main meal taken at midday, with "supper" being a lighter meal in the early evening. However, this usage is dying out. The word "supper" is nowadays used almost always as a synonym for "dinner".

According to definition, the term dinner is simply the largest meal of the day. As such, it could mean breakfast, lunch or supper, according the prevailing traditions in any given family or region. Because of this, the term dinner is often ambiguous, as compared to other terms that already exist for the three main meals of the day: breakfast, lunch and supper. In Australia and most parts of the United States and Canada, dinner is the evening meal served around 6 or 7 p.m.


On the "augmentation" situation. You should probally not say a word if it is a female. Afterall, you are a man and saying something would just confirm that you are a pervert. Unless, it is a male who had the augumentation then you could definately pat him on the back and say "Hey Bud your tits look great!"

Collectionsite said...

I would phrase it like this ...

Dinner has been served ... and then you could say ... Talk about dinner are those new boobs?

But I really think mxchief and Greta said it best .. ROFL

Anonymous said...

Barry,
Can you put a word count limit on some of the responses? Some of us have trouble sleeping through them.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I miss having a late repast at Mattie's. Repast isn't a real repast unless at least one food item is chicken fried.

TXsharon said...

OMG! mzchief, greta and collection! Busted for LOL at work. Please provide warnings next time.

Anonymous said...

Collection, you are going to be late for work.

stu-morone said...

Im shore gettin hongre

bigcatdaddy said...

I think supper is s stupid word.

To hell with commenting on the boob job.....you should go ahead and feel of them.

Anonymous said...

You should definitely go ahead and comment on the boobies. She wouldn't have gotten them if she didn't want attention, so give it to her!

Anonymous said...

If I was a guessing person, I would think Barry did just at Mzchief said! He was just wanting everyong to agree with him!!! GO BARRY!!!!

Anonymous said...

To shorten Greta2424's definition-- "Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner", if your largest meal is the last one, and "Breakfast, Dinner, Supper", if your largest meal is the middle one. This gets it said even WITH a word limit.

Anonymous said...

Why don't we put all of this together. Ask for a supper "date" with the person. Then ask about the new boobies. Hopefully this will lead to a sighting of the new additions for proof, in case its just an illusion in the heat.

Anonymous said...

Dinner is "lunch"; supper is evening. On the bigger boobs, no you do not mention. Just because there is a change, that is no impetus to comment on a woman's breasts. Should not do that at any time.

Anonymous said...

Inappropriate to comment or discuss a woman's breasts at all if it's a workplace or professional situation. Period. Do not make mention or even discuss with others. If it's a friend, etc. sure. Do the ole "something's different, but I just can't put my fingers on them" routine. Make it a haha, and in the end say, "well, you look terrific" (if that's what you think). Give the compliment.

Anonymous said...

I have Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner!

If you work with her dont say a word. If she is a friend ask if they feel as real as the old ones...and if you can try it out.

stu-morone said...

Let's just say, Hey let's eat, and for the other, Just stare atem for a long time without saying anything and let her say something first.

Anonymous said...

9:06 has the best answer so far.

Go anon.

Mary Mack said...

Just don't let me see a trampoline outside your office the next time I drive by. That would definitely be inappropriate. ;)

Oh, and you know you will never say Supper, so why even ask that question?

benny said...

It's supper.
Regarding the other, just staring should be sufficient. A smile should be the pleasant reward but if you start drooling, expect a smack upside the head.

betty boop said...

I use both dinner and supper...but was raised always saying supper...don't think I ever heard my Dad utter the word dinner.

As for the breast issue...tell her she looks great!

Anonymous said...

1) Supper in the country. Supper in the city if it is Sunday.

2) Your eyes will do the talking..

No need to say anything..

Anonymous said...

But does she look great? I'm a normal, decent looking, fit, financially well off guy. Don't like fake ones at all. Will not and have never dated anyone that I knew was fake. Speaks to character. Self-image. Confidence. I want someone secure in their skin, who can raise kids that are comfortable in their own skin. So, for me, if I commented at all it would be "why did you do that?" Sad that so many women have been treated so poorly and positioned so poorly by men in our society that it comes down to needing airbags.

and your point is? said...

Good answer mzchief.

Anonymous said...

Ladies can I ask you a question?

Why do women get an breast augmentation?

Anonymous said...

Hey ... Cleetist ...

Why even start a arugmention with your breasts ..

Heck Jethro me cant figure that one out?

Collectionsite said...

The above conversation took place at ...

"Tater Junction" in Boyd over Supper :)