The Campaign For DA

2.07.2018

Fridgegate In Lampasas County


The amount of time and money spent on this silly case is mind-boggling. The Texas AG's office requested the Texas Rangers to investigate.

The fridge is worth less than $100 (how much less, we don't know), and it might not even work.





7 comments:

Anonymous said...

dirty, smelly, leaky? what a terrible thing to say about the County Clerk. Oh wait, you were describing the old refrigerator? Never mind.

DF Emily Latella

Anonymous said...

No LEO is going to pass up the opportunity to solve a cold case.

Anonymous said...

There ain't no politics like county courthouse politics.

DF 254 Counties of Texas

Anonymous said...

Bobo means fool in Spanish.
I'm not sayin- I'm just sayin...

Anonymous said...

He looks Wise Countyish to me!

Anonymous said...

Damn that's cold.

Anonymous said...

Three dead guys are in line waiting to get into heaven. Before they go in, St. Peter asks them how did they die. So he asks the first man and the first man says, "Well I've suspected for a while that my wife had been cheating on me with another man so I came home early from work on purpose. When I got back to the apartement she was lying naked in bed like she had just been having sex. So I checked under the bed and there was no one there. I checked in the closet and there was no one there, so I looked on the balcony and there was some guy hanging from the railing. I got so angry I beat his hands until he fell, then I ran back in the apartement, grabbed the refridgerator, brought it back out, and dropped over the railing right on top of him. Then I was so mad I had a heart attack and died and came here." St. Peter said, "It sounds like you've had it rough, so I'll let you in." The next man walks up and gets asked the same question. So this man says, "I was in my apartement when I slipped and fell over the railing. I was able to grab onto the railing of the apartement below me but then this guy starts pounding on my fists until I fall. Then he goes and dumps this refridgerator on me and I wound up here." St. Peter lets this guy in too because he has also had it rough. Then the third guy comes up and is also asked the question. This guy replies, "Okay, so I'm banging this married chick when the husband comes home early. So I go and hide in the refrigerator...