The Campaign For DA

3.07.2016

I'll Be Firing Up The Weather Center Tomorrow


And the officially Liberally Lean weatherman says the next two days are going to bad. This guy has always been more accurate than Delkus.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anybody catch the date the bad weather is supposed to hit Dallas TX?

Anonymous said...

At least he has an excuse for being retarded. You, on the other hand apparently chose it.

Baylor Too said...

I wish he would figure out how to convert to inches. 30 millimeters means nothing to me. I bet that Canadian Ted Cruz could convert it for us.

Anonymous said...

Frankie rawks!

Anonymous said...



In case you were wondering...
Severe Thunderstorms is on its way for Dallas Texas on Tuesday March 8, 2016 and it will bring 30+ mm of Rain and it will bring Chain Lightning and Very Loud Thunder and it will Cause Damaging Winds in Dallas Texas Starting on Monday March 7, 2016 During Evening Hours and The Severe Thunderstorms will Cause a lot of Wind Driven Rain and Sideways Rain and the Warm and Moist Air will be Coming from Gulf of Mexico and the Cool and Breezy Air will be Coming from the Northern United States that will Cause a lot of Severe Thunderstorms since the Cold Front will be Sweeping Through Dallas Texas on Tuesday March 8, 2016 and the Sewers will Back up on the Streets and it will Cause lots of Puddles on the Streets and may be some Flooding and the Severe Thunderstorms will also hit Fort Worth Texas and Rest of Northeastern Texas. People in Dallas Texas Be Prepared Have your Rubber Boots, Rain Coats and Rain Suits Ready. When you Go Outside Wear your Rain Gear, Rubber Boots and Rain Coats to Keep you Dry. Don't Open up your Umbrella or your Umbrella will be Broken. Order your Pizzas and Chinese Food and Buy Cases of Pepsi and Coke. Have your iPads, iPods, Cell Phones, Laptops and Tablets Charged and have your 3G and 4G Internet Ready. When the Severe Thunderstorms Happens in Your Area Unplug your Electronics such as Televisions, Computers, Stereos and Gaming Consoles so you Don't Get a Power Surge. Watch out for Severe Thunderstorm Cells up in the Sky. When the Severe Thunderstorms Heads in your Area Get Inside of your House so you Can be Safe. Make Sure to Stay Away from the Underneath the Trees and Open Fields such as Golf Courses so you Don't Get Struck by Lightning. If you Have anybody Living in Dallas Texas Be Prepared for the Severe Thunderstorms on Tuesday March 8, 2016. Take Care and Stay Safe and Don't Get Caught in the Severe Thunderstorms Stay Dry and Be Safe.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for editing that, 4:38PM, aka an obviously out of work oil and gas industry professional.

Anonymous said...

And when exactly can we expect to see a person of color as the weather barker? This is unfair and racist.

Anonymous said...

Remeisha Shade can predict my weather

Anonymous said...

Where is this Cracker from, Wise county? Naaaaa, can't be, he has to many damn teeth in his mouth.

CT said...

well, he was right about last night. 5+" of rain in the gauge at my house; (now so full from this morning's rain it won't register amount). Lots and lots of lightning and VERY LOUD thunder; one particular boom shook the house so bad I thought this was it, we are gone. But alas, we are still here.