The Campaign For DA

3.10.2016

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts


  • I've been looking for ladies with an attitude. Seen any?
  • I'm always confused. Should I turn around so I won't do what?
  • Lake Bridgeport is two feet over its designated limit. 
  • I have been telling you for years that the Dallas Mavericks are headed to disaster because (1) Dirk is getting old and (2) Cuban doesn't draft anyone and can't land a free agent. Now it is happening. And what you are seeing now is what you will see for 10 years. #SportsGenuis
  • Nancy Reagan will have an "invitation only" funeral. That concept seems weird. Why not hold it in arena where everyone who loves her can come and show their respect? And I'm almost sure she would be horrified by "an invitation only" funeral.
  • I'm seeing more and more trucks with the massive front grills on the front. What's the point of that? Do you plan to run into stuff or does it serve some other purpose?
  • I have to get you guys a picture of the 22 Pound Family Cat which will depict how big that thing is. And the crazy thing is that it is as quick as a leopard. 
  • The Big 12 Tournament fires up for real today (TCU beat WVU  Tech yesterday) and #22 Baylor plays #23 Evil Empire this morning. The New York Times today has a story entitled, "Big 12 Emerges As The Mightiest Of Them All". 
  • BagOfNothing called me out for calling 538.com "always deadly accurate". OK, that might have been a little over the top on my part. But they did predict 50 of 50 states in the last presidential election. And they say at this point it would be impossible for Trump to win if he is the Republican nominee. Yet I'll bet the house on their prediction Trump wins Illinois and Florida in the upcoming days. Once again, it's over. 
  • There is some weight loss contest going on at the courthouse. There are 10 involved but so far they have been sworn to secrecy who is involved. (I don't know why -- I find it inspirational). I will crack this code. I know it also involves men. So far I've pegged one sweet lady on the third floor and one other sweet girl. I'm like Tom Hanks in The Da Vinci Code.


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37 comments:

Anonymous said...

Large bumpers are for men with small balls.

Anonymous said...

Massive grills on the front of trucks points to the driver having "small hands."

Anonymous said...

"I'm seeing more and more trucks with the massive front grills on the front. What's the point of that? Do you plan to run into stuff or does it serve some other purpose?"

It's called "bro dozers". Or "oil field trash" (usually the same person). They use them to run over things when they drive drunk in the middle of the night. So you can defend them and make profit.

But more young erns will be driving them now because of the oil field crash.

Same with the unpaid for suv's that the oil field trash wives can't pay for anymore.

Anonymous said...

538 is pretty impressive with their predictions, but was predicting all 50 states in the last presidential election really that impressive? I bet the line of people that did that forms to the left. My memory is iffy sometimes, but I know the results of that election were a far gone conclusion.

AMT said...

TCU beat Texas Tech last night and moves on to faces WVU, who should crush the froggies.

Anonymous said...

"And I'm almost sure she would be horrified by 'an invitation only' funeral."

Then you're almost certainly wrong, as she planned the thing herself:

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/First-Lady-Nancy-Reagan-Funeral-371522691.html

Anonymous said...

"massive front grills on the front" That image blends in well with pawn shops, tattoos and missing teeth.

Anonymous said...

One of the ones who SHOULD start weight loss is Diana Canova.

Anonymous said...

Nancy Reagan made her own funeral arrangements. And, anyone that wants to see her casket can do so until then. I think I'll trust that she, and her closest inner circle of family and friends, had a pretty good grasp of how she wanted it to go.

Anonymous said...

Hillary is a lock FOR THE WHITE HOUSE. I said it months ago and many times since.

HILLARY 2016

Anonymous said...

Does Bacon lower or raise the score for a duckface? I need to know so I can score along at home.

DF Liberally Lean Home Contestant

Anonymous said...

The bumpers are designed to protect the trucks from deer and other large animals that run in front of them.

Anonymous said...

If you are like Tom Hanks, it's in a Forest Gump kind of way.

Anonymous said...

Tcu beat tech light night

Anonymous said...

It was Nancy Reagan's choice to have an invite only funeral. However, there is a very public viewing of the casket at the Reagan library where people can pay their respects...really no need to have everyone at her very private funeral...it is done quite often these days...some people don't even have any king of funeral these days.

Anonymous said...

I've been looking for ladies with an attitude. Seen any?

As a matter of fact I have. There's Tonya Couch (Ethan's mom) and Jane McGarry.


This is your campaign strategy isn't it? You will claim that you will protect moms and their drunk driving or worse children from mean old law enforcement. That's your plan for now. Later when you see it isn't working you will lash out in fits of anger against so-called racists and who knows what else.

Barry : Ladies, let me protect you from law enforcement. It's all their fault!
Voters: Who are you again? We like the guy we got. Go away.
Barry : I stood up against the racists on the internet!
Voters: Great, now go away whoever you are.

Anonymous said...

Without an "invitation only" funeral, you leave the door open to groups and activists like the Westboro Baptist Church who would use it as an opportunity for national media attention.

I wonder if the POTUS was even invited?

Anonymous said...

Top Notch girls today! Nice

Anonymous said...

10:13

Are you ok?

Anonymous said...

I think Nancy did plan that funeral. Do a little research before having such diarreha of the mouth bu.

Anonymous said...

In areas where deer or wild hogs dart out in the roads at night a grill guard which costs 500-600 will save you upwards of $5000 on a new front end.
Nancy Reagan would not want common rif-raff attending her service.

DF Bernie Tiede said...

You ever see in an obit where it states there will be a private service? That is an invitation only service. Happens all the time.

Anonymous said...

8:55 AM

I give up, who should beat TCU?

Anonymous said...

10:54 maybe do a little research before you try to spell diarrhea

Anonymous said...

Do a little research before having...

But wouldn't that dry up most of the morning's postings? This blog is, after all, a stream-of-consciousness of every little thought that runs through the bloghost's mind, not a quality news source.

Anonymous said...

My nearly 80yo father has slapped a brush guard on every pickup I can remember him having. He drives in the pastures all the time and he is always bumping into something. Point is, these things have been around forever, not some new accessory.

Anonymous said...

A friend of mine just bought a house and a HUGE yet gentle cat 'came with the house.' She took it to the vet and found out it was half bob cat.

Anonymous said...

Huge bumpers on trucks = Moats around castles.....
Might be helpful keeping BMW's outta the way.

Anonymous said...

"So far I've pegged one sweet lady on the third floor and one other sweet girl."

Are we still doing phrasing?

DF Sterling Mallory Archer

Anonymous said...

10:08 & 11:49 have it right. If you live in the country or have to drive off road often, grill guards are a necessity. If you just have one just because it looks cool, you're part of the idiocracy.

Anonymous said...

11:26

Except for 100% accurate weather. Bu is all over that.

Anonymous said...

Whatever you don't Google "pegged one sweet lady"! I'm still pouring kerosene in my eyes and on my computer!

Anonymous said...

Check out previous First Lady funerals before blasting Obama Fox as usual holding Obama to a standard no one else has been

Anonymous said...

3:02. Kinda like all the mall rates jeeps?

Anonymous said...

Hey Bu...

You need to take some Delkus lookalike selfies and post them.

One with jacket on.

One with jacket off.

One withe sleeves rolled up and no tie.

One, same as above, sweating profusely.

One, same as above, standing in front of a storm damaged house and/or business.

One, same as above, laying within a pile of debris.

One, same as above, including visible blood.

One, same as above, showing body parts missing.

One that has a headstone that says, Delkus, RIP

Anonymous said...

6:17, I vote jacket off

JACKET OFF! JACKET OFF! JACKET OFF!

Anonymous said...

I had a good friend of mine leave the country permanently at 28 years old because the women here were generally too narcissistic, selfish, manipulative and superficial, and he wasn't interested in looking for that outlier that is "a needle in that haystack" it was hard not to agree with him...