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6.18.2015

Looks Like We Have A Theft Of My Intellectual Property


Everyone knows I invented and own the concept of the Random Thought Girl.  A brilliant yet simple idea which will one day be mentioned in the same breath as fire, the wheel, electricity, and the printing press.

But it appears that the BagOfNothing guy (who I have never met or spoken with, by the way) tried to sneak one past me. He, too, does a blog of thoughts in bullet points which happened to be random, and I respect that. But he never has a Random Thought girl. He uses comedy or bacon or Star Wars. He knows I own that concept.

But then he posted a video today about a waterpark in Waco.  Something seemed amiss.

I constantly yell about ads being disguised as news on TV and radio, but could this be a Random Thought Girl post disguised as a water park post? So I sent the video to a lab at great expense and the results are back. This is what was found.








Guilty!!!  And what's up with the dog??? What's next? Is he going to steal my "Get Me That Dog" intellectual property, too!!??

This could get ugly. I'll see you in Marshall, buddy.

15 comments:

SpanishWarDonkey said...

Damn, Barrister, this is just what I needed today. Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

After watching the video intently for evidence, over and over again....... He wins.

Anonymous said...

Looks like fun and like a fun place to look.

Anonymous said...

Why are national patent cases tried in Marshall Texas?

Anonymous said...

Wow that was great. Barry you need a video.

Anonymous said...

Fine detective work, sir.

Anonymous said...

Barry, I have Gloria Allred holding on line one for you.

DF Your Office Assistant

Anonymous said...

I will take the brunette in pic 4 for $1000 Alex...

Denney Crane said...

If you can successfully claim these videos and content as intellectual property, I want to buy in and participate...

Anonymous said...

Sorry, 2:28 - you can only buy girls at a party if they're underage and you're at a #DimePieceCookout

Anonymous said...

No. He didn't steal these from you. They're not filled with silicone.

Anonymous said...

I seen that video yesterday, lots of hot girls in the video

Anonymous said...

@1:15
Very interesting actually
http://www.texasmonthly.com/story/patent-law-in-marshall-texas

Anonymous said...

Pictures of school kids in bikinis? Really?

Anonymous said...

If I slip and say or write something dumb, have I also usurped your IP rights?