The Campaign For DA

1.30.2015

Big Man With A Little Parachute



Actually the parachute looks normal. It just didn't act normal.

And I can't think of any greater panic than having to scramble to look for the cord to my backup parachute as I'm plummeting to an otherwise certain death.

Hey, are there places which let you parachute by yourself after a crash course, or does that not exist any longer?  Every parachute place for novices seems to be that tandem jump.

(You can skip to the 55 second mark.)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Judging by the shape of their bodys, I'd say the first gal is a liberal, and the fatty that broke the parachute is a dang 'ol dirty, fauxnews lovin' conservotard! Yeeeee hawwwwww!

guinjames said...

Beautiful streamer open for me, the sky is above me I've no canopy. Sung to the tune of Beautiful Dreamer.

Anonymous said...

i have done a tandem. i believe you have to do 2 and take a class bf you can do it by yourself.