We have television commercials by "The Hammer" and "The Strong Arm", tacky billboards that make me cringe, and shameless letters soliciting work sent to those who have been arrested. What could be next? How about lawyers setting up shop in a booth in a mall. Yeah, it's Florida, but the day can't be that far away.
(Right now I feel like one of those beaten down guys on the John Hancock commercials reading text messages from his spouse about when he'll be able to retire. To quote that great legal philosopher George Jetson, "Jane! Jane! Stop this crazy thing!")