12.09.2011

"Medical Emergency In Freezer Section In Decatur Walmart"

"Subject fell and hit his head. It'll be right past the produce section."

(I finally turned on my iPhone 911 App for Wise County Fire and Emergency)

@12:29 PM

Edit. In a completely unrelated story, guess what the lady below was trying to do in an Oklhaoma Walmart?


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clarence Birdseye?

The Devil said...

The freezer section in WalMart is a medical emergency!

Anonymous said...

Cleanup on aisle 6! And bring your hazmat suit.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Was she looking for a dictionary?

Jack Daniels said...

Those little red devils... they love toys!

DF Governor William J. Le Petomane

The Devil said...

If you will just sign this, Governor. Right here.

DF Hedy Lamarr

Anonymous said...

my god you will be an ambulance chaser now!!!


triple fake roy desoto

Anonymous said...

Looking to swipe toys for her 7 undaddied children!!!!

Anonymous said...

Boy, these meth-heads all seem to look alike. Cops could use face recoginition cameras to sort them out of a crowd (probably round up half of Wise Co.)

el chupacabra said...

Before I read the article I'll go out on a limb and guess it has something to do with meth- stealing to buy meth, doing something stupid because she's on meth...

Anyway, all my guesses seem to somehow revolve around meth and I'm not quite sure why.

Anonymous said...

When I first saw it I thought "I hope it's not another".

Anonymous said...

She could be beautiful just needs some help.

Anonymous said...

Another meth head Cracker.....pahahaha