blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: C.J. Wilson Reportedly Signs With Angels (Too) For 5 Years $75 Million

12.08.2011

C.J. Wilson Reportedly Signs With Angels (Too) For 5 Years $75 Million


( CJ Wilson bragging montage) Edit: His best bragging work is here.

Angels must have found a big bag of money. Story.

And this is yet another reason I hate pro sports: Free agency. You don't like you team? Want to make it better? Simple answer: Go buy someone.  The Rangers have done it to get to the World Series (Cliff Lee, Vladimir Guerrero in 2010. Adrian Beltre, Mike Napoli in 2011.)

Jerry Seinfeld said it years ago: When it's all said and done, we're just cheering for laundry.


24 comments:

Anonymous said...

OH NO!!!
I would have rather him go to the Yankees.
This stinks. Just another reason to hate the Angels.

Anonymous said...

The bragging montage no workie.

Anonymous said...

Adios, douche-canoe...

Anonymous said...

I don't like you team. I like my team.

Anonymous said...

Cliff Lee and Napoli came here via trades, not free agency.

Anonymous said...

My gaydar goes off every time i hear him speak. just another over paid player who chokes when you need him the most.

Anonymous said...

C ya, C J!

Anonymous said...

Now he can go get made fun of by a different fan-base and teammates.

Anonymous said...

I wan to wecome me fren C-Yay Weelson to de Angels.

DF Albert Pujols

Anonymous said...

F. C.J.!!!

Anonymous said...

That and the huge percentage of fans who go to the games to:

First--Drink Beeer

Second (Distant)--Watch the Game

CT said...

Buh-bye C.J.!

Don;t let the door hit ya in the a**!

Anonymous said...

Bitter are we? I find it ironic you would complain about CJ or pro sports and say how much you hate them when you are A LAWYER!!!!! There is no lower profession on earth!!!! And oh by the way before you go REALLY BITTER its LAWYERS (aka Sports Agents) who represent these athletes in Pro Sports and get them all this money.

Anonymous said...

"There is no lower profession on earth!!!!"

...uh, except being a cop.

Anonymous said...

Well now he will not have to worry about sorry post-season performances after he faces the Ranger batting order durning the regular season........

Anonymous said...

That's a million for every inch his TV is. Also think of the money LAA will save when they let go of their charter pilot.

Triple Fake... said...

@ 3:06 -

Just pay the fine and quit whining


The rest of you - Move along...


Nothing to see here

Anonymous said...

There is no lower thing in life!!!

....uh, other than being 3:06!!!

Anonymous said...

4:11 PM

Your wife can go pretty low.

Anonymous said...

Just another 1%er giving a couple of guys a job.

Anonymous said...

4:11 loves Peter.

Anonymous said...

u kin kiss me peter

Anonymous said...

Jerry Seinfeld said it years ago: When it's all said and done, we're just cheering for laundry.

I don't know why some people continue to bring up that one Jerry Seinfeld quote as if he does not like the pro game. Seinfeld is a huge pro sports fan.

You always see him in the crowd at Knicks games at Madison Square Garden. Lady Gaga made a scene at Yankee Stadium a couple of years ago in Seinfeld's private box.

Seinfeld had a bromance on his show with Major League baseball player Keith Hernandez. George Constanza worked for Steinbrenner & the Yankees.

Anonymous said...

6:23 It just demonstrates that Seinfeld recognizes what drives pro sports - $$$$. Your favorite team's players came from somewhere else and will be playing against your team later. There's no loyalty among players, just to their paychecks.