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5.25.2011

The Lady Never Stood A Chance



Shoot me if I ever get to the point where I just have to sit there and take a ball to the gut from 360 feet away because I need fifteen minutes notice to get out of my chair.

And the guy with a cap needs some practice. Everyone knew that ball was going to bounce off of her like it was hitting the Green Monster in Boston. Play for the ricochet, buddy. It's Baseball 101.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Some people are fat, some people drink, some people do drugs, and some people are just arrogant, limp-wristed sissy boys who spend their day blogging, insulting the masses to validate their own lives. We all got problems, mang!!!!

Anonymous said...

arrogant limp wristed sissy boy? Dude. Your giving him way too much credit.

Anonymous said...

Ouch...crotch rocket!

Anonymous said...

The FUPA video was funny.

Anonymous said...

Let's see,

If a flying baseball heads straight for her, she ain't gonna move but let that hot dog guy come along and she'd tackle everyone in her way to get one.

Just say'n

Anonymous said...

Aunt Hortense! That's going to charged as an error. For shame.

My Other Brother Darryl

Jack Daniels said...

If she'd had a dress on, that ball would have been lost forever.

Anonymous said...

All right now, you people should be ashamed of yourselves for making fun. She may never be able to have children after that.

Anonymous said...

We can only hope people like her never have children 2:58.

Anonymous said...

There's no way that ball was bouncing off of her like the Green Monster. You may think it was Baseball 101, but really, its physics 101. Wood is harder than fat; as a result, the bounce effect is much great when an object in motion careens off of something made of wood than something made of fat.

Anonymous said...

have children...hell she gave birth to triplets right there in the video...they just got lost somewhere betwixt the cracks and crevices.

Anonymous said...

and the scramble for the ball came to a screeching halt.

Anonymous said...

I think that fatass works in my office.

Anonymous said...

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Rage

Anonymous said...

too bad it didn't hit her in the head.

Anonymous said...

Tastes like chicken.

Anonymous said...

I'm giving her credit.... she's better than my 10 year old dixie league team. They wouldn't have got a FUPA on it....

Anonymous said...

Hey that was Miss Texas 1972!

Diggler said...

That FUPA saved her nachos and king kong dr pepper.