Shoot me if I ever get to the point where I just have to sit there and take a ball to the gut from 360 feet away because I need fifteen minutes notice to get out of my chair.
And the guy with a cap needs some practice. Everyone knew that ball was going to bounce off of her like it was hitting the Green Monster in Boston. Play for the ricochet, buddy. It's Baseball 101.
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Some people are fat, some people drink, some people do drugs, and some people are just arrogant, limp-wristed sissy boys who spend their day blogging, insulting the masses to validate their own lives. We all got problems, mang!!!!
There's no way that ball was bouncing off of her like the Green Monster. You may think it was Baseball 101, but really, its physics 101. Wood is harder than fat; as a result, the bounce effect is much great when an object in motion careens off of something made of wood than something made of fat.
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Some people are fat, some people drink, some people do drugs, and some people are just arrogant, limp-wristed sissy boys who spend their day blogging, insulting the masses to validate their own lives. We all got problems, mang!!!!
arrogant limp wristed sissy boy? Dude. Your giving him way too much credit.
Ouch...crotch rocket!
The FUPA video was funny.
Let's see,
If a flying baseball heads straight for her, she ain't gonna move but let that hot dog guy come along and she'd tackle everyone in her way to get one.
Just say'n
Aunt Hortense! That's going to charged as an error. For shame.
My Other Brother Darryl
If she'd had a dress on, that ball would have been lost forever.
All right now, you people should be ashamed of yourselves for making fun. She may never be able to have children after that.
We can only hope people like her never have children 2:58.
There's no way that ball was bouncing off of her like the Green Monster. You may think it was Baseball 101, but really, its physics 101. Wood is harder than fat; as a result, the bounce effect is much great when an object in motion careens off of something made of wood than something made of fat.
have children...hell she gave birth to triplets right there in the video...they just got lost somewhere betwixt the cracks and crevices.
and the scramble for the ball came to a screeching halt.
I think that fatass works in my office.
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Rage
too bad it didn't hit her in the head.
Tastes like chicken.
I'm giving her credit.... she's better than my 10 year old dixie league team. They wouldn't have got a FUPA on it....
Hey that was Miss Texas 1972!
That FUPA saved her nachos and king kong dr pepper.
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