1.20.2011

Remember That Gal That Fell Into The Mall Fountain While Texting?


Everyone is up in arms today about the fact she is considering suing the mall (yawn), but I'm more surprised to learn she looks like this and is 49 years old!

Story.


30 comments:

Anonymous said...

What do people usually look like that fall into fountains?

Anonymous said...

turtle neck hides the turkey neck.

Anonymous said...

If she wins a settlement,i'm sueing Playboy for carpel tunnel!!!they both are self- inflicted injuries!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh good lord! Just watch where you're walking, for gosh sakes! And I'm a lawyer.

House of York said...

Good lord lady, get a grip. Dust off that pride of yours and move on.

Should have been looking where you were going. Can't believe you didn't laugh at YOURSELF for doing that anyway.

Remote Controller said...

Come on people. She is a retail clerk and her husband doesn't have a job. Give her a break, just disregard the multiple laptops and the fact she probably has unlimited phone service, plus newly painted walls in her house, bling, a new do and manicure. She is suffering.

Anonymous said...

I can't tell if you believe she looks good or bad for 49.

Anonymous said...

She looks like one of the Beatles

Anonymous said...

Sounds like she wants to sue because someone from the Mall put the security video on youtube and showed it from different angles and stuff.

Anonymous said...

stinkin Messkin

Jack Daniels said...

So what she's saying here is "I'm suing you because I'm stooooopid?"

Anonymous said...

I still think it is a fake. Very un-natural foot and leg movement getting on the wall and into the fountain. Counter sue for frivilous (sp?) lawsuit.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps she is sueing because the security guards were laughing and replaying the video instead of coming to see if she was injured. If she had hit her head, passed out and drowned, would they still be laughing and reviewing the video instead of offering to help?

Where's Paul Blart when you need him?

LEL

Kirk said...

She's going to sue the security company for intentional infliction of emotional distress and invasion of privacy for posting the video on youtube. (Of course.....nobody knew who she was until she came forward for the interview, but that's splitting hairs.)

Danny Boy said...

She wants and is gonna get her 3 minutes of fame. Who would have known it was her to begin with unless she went public.

Anonymous said...

That's the famous Ringo...huh huh huh yeahhhh.

Anonymous said...

I think she tripped over her penis. It's a man Baby!

Anonymous said...

She might be working an angle other than a lawsuit payday. Perhaps a future reality show cast member?

mzchief said...

To anonymous 1:41...

OTFLOLHysterically*

Anonymous said...

if u remember one of the mall employees did ask if she was okay. and guess what she didn't hit her head. funny things happen and it suxs that everyone is so PC that they think someone should loose thr job over someone laughing at them. and im sure this is the first time she was texting and walking. I promise officer i never speed or drink will im driving. this is the very first time.

guinjames said...

I've never understood the fascination with texting- on my phones I have it disabled. I tell them it's a telephone not a teletype. I've heard a million reasons why they prefer texts "just leaving a message" " don't have time to talk ( doesn't it take longer to type than talk)" I tell them I don't need glasses to hear but I need them to read so just call me.
I think it's just done because it's young, hip, cool and such.

Anonymous said...

Another reason she wont win in court,cant all messicans swim????

Anonymous said...

Shut up MzCreep..sprinkling pepper on my keyboard

Anonymous said...

The fountain is the least of her problems. She has charges against her for using credit cards that did not belong to her.

Double Fake Carol Burnett (sp?) said...

Has anyone mentioned Vicky Lawrence (SP)yet? Oh, and shut the heck up, creepy person.

Anonymous said...

This is serious. There could have been piranha in that water, and then who would be laughing?

That's what I thought.

Fake Peter Griffin

Kirk said...

...or sharks with freakin' laser beams on their heads!

RPM said...

Where's Paul Blart when you need him?

LEL

2:53 PM

^Winner!^

Oh yeah... she looks like Kim Darby in True Grit.

Anonymous said...

So again, are you shocked she looks young, old, stupid, what???? for her age. I really don't get you sometimes. the emphasis you put on physical appearance and your naivety about things amazes me. If you are and attorney, I KNOW you have smarts...is this all just an act for the blog?

Anonymous said...

6:45
Grammar much?