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1.16.2011

The Five Finalists For Miss America Last Night


And the winner is: The one who is seventeen. Wait. What?

Edit: Wordkyle dutifully points out Miss Arkansas' talent:

16 comments:

mzchief said...

There is a seventeen year old in that group? They all look at least 25-30.

ChicoChicko said...

She's a cutie.

Anonymous said...

i would do her! Wait, which one is she?? Ah hell, who am I kidding...I would do any of them!

Anonymous said...

Yawnnnnn. Not important - file in trash can.

Anonymous said...

The middle one won and she is 17. The age range for Miss America is 17-24. I thought Miss Texas was the cutest, though, but she didn't make it into the finalists. The winner was from nebraska and wants to go to college, then law school, then become a judge or politician eventually.

CT said...

can't believe she is 17!!! wow

EB said...

Me like....

Anonymous said...

Her mom had her eyebrows waxed when she was a child.

Anonymous said...

And she grew up about one mile from where my parents lived, in Gering, Nebraska.

What a nice honor for a nice little town.

wordkyle said...

And no mention of the singing, yodeling ventriloquist Miss Arkansas? You're losing your touch.

Anonymous said...

1:41 - couldn't agree more and that fake smile. All beauty contestants have that. Sickening.

Adolph Oliver Bush said...

Just remember, No matter how good she looks, some guy some where is tired of putting up with her crap.

Obi said...

O.M.G. on WordKyle's addition. Seriously?? Wow.

Anonymous said...

Miss Arkansas' ventriloquism act was phenomenal. If she doesn't make it in the world of beauty pageants, she could have a gig in Las Vegas any day...every bit as good as Terry Sayer.

Anonymous said...

She can play with my woody doll anytime.

CT said...

props to Ms. Arkansas!! Awesome!!