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7.02.2010

Montgomery County Has A Task Force To Round Up DWI Defendants?

Not a whole lot of crime in Montgomery County apparently. (Their DA is a huge showboater.) And what happened to Kevin? Link.

11 comments:

Propagandist said...

Are those the members of the task force or DWI arrestees? It hard to tell because it's Montgomery county.

Anonymous said...

i'm sure Kevin "fell", or "ran into a door", no doubt as a result of his intoxication. Either that, or the aliens accidentally bruised his eye when they dislodged his head from his ass using the anal probe.

Anonymous said...

If I'm stuck in Montgomery, now I know who to look up for a party.

Anonymous said...

Funny thing is....I know Kevin Stowe. Grew up in Magnolia.

Anonymous said...

Kevin always was a brawler.

Anonymous said...

Wise County ought to do this......


Great Idea.

Anonymous said...

I live in Montgomery County on Lake Conroe.....uuhh, not very much crime but man, they hang out everywhere around the lake looking for DUI.

Anonymous said...

I like his caveat in the Press release "All suspects who have not been convicted should be considered potentially dangerous."
All these drunks are dangerous? Even Karen? Veda and Elizabeth yeah, you can tell they are some psycho killers, but Karen seems so at peace with herself. Oh yeah,technically, they may not be guilty . . . yet.

"Therefore, please do not attempt to arrest the individual yourself."

Really. The old citizen's arrest huh?

Great work on the slick website promoting the vital work of the RID team, NOW GO KICK SOME BUTT. I wonder is there really a need for SWAT team in Montgomery County?

Anonymous said...

I'd like to get that blonde drunk sometime.



The Backdoor Intruder

Anonymous said...

Looks like a good deal to me.We have two deaths, three assaults and several are on their third or more dui's.I don't really care how he got his head screwed up but if a drunk runs into me i'll guarentee you a death.Cheers to Montgomery Co.By the way how is Steve coming along in wise co jail

Anonymous said...

I used to live in Montgomery County. It's like the half-way house for former Huntsville residents. The folks that want to get to (or back to) Houston have to spend some of their probation time loitering around Conroe before they can continue on to the promised land

For the record, I don't have a record. These are just some of my twisted observations on the subject. There doesn't seem to be a lot to do for fun in that area BUT drink. Besides, all those !@#$ pine trees are claustrophobic and depressing, especially for someone from the rolling plains of north Texas.
Now some wise guy is gonna come back with "You like stuff made with lumber much? That's where it comes from, genius." Oh, don't get me wrong. I think lumber is great; one of my best friends is a tree, but Paul Bunyan had some great ideas

Man, it is like reeeeaaaally early in the morning