Ok, I normally stick to Wise County news with a reference to the metroplex if things around here get to be too boring (which is often.) And I never post stories from other countries because, being a good American, I don't recognize so-called "foreign nations."
But I've got to make an exception, because this story is about to be seen everywhere. The story goes that that this gal from Moscow, who has potential for a "Hey, Now" if she didn't have a knife sticking out of her otherwise sultry back, was mugged but didn't realize the extent of her injury.
I'm as skeptical as the next guy, but I'm not going to sit back and have everyone else post this story like they were the first one to find it. Nope. You read it here first. Unless you've seen it already.
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2.03.2010
"Stab Victim Didn't Feel Blade"
Ok, I normally stick to Wise County news with a reference to the metroplex if things around here get to be too boring (which is often.) And I never post stories from other countries because, being a good American, I don't recognize so-called "foreign nations."
But I've got to make an exception, because this story is about to be seen everywhere. The story goes that that this gal from Moscow, who has potential for a "Hey, Now" if she didn't have a knife sticking out of her otherwise sultry back, was mugged but didn't realize the extent of her injury.
I'm as skeptical as the next guy, but I'm not going to sit back and have everyone else post this story like they were the first one to find it. Nope. You read it here first. Unless you've seen it already.
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Damn back stabbers...
OUCH!
My Other Brother Darryl
I have to say it, that's a real pain in the neck, if she played banjo, the strap would have eased the penetration
I'm just sayin
Oh, I see you've played knifey-spoonie before, mate!
and she didn't know it was there?!
!@#$ unfeeling b$%&h!
Uh, it's neck stabbers...not in her back
"And I never post stories from other countries..."
Hell, you literally posted stories from another country less than a month ago. 'member blogging from Costa Rica?
I was dogbit when I was a kid and the dog took a tennis-ball-sized chunk out of my leg.
I was so scared I ran and rode my bike 2 miles home. Never felt it until my parents looked at my leg and screamed.
Shock --
She could never play Banjo cuz the blade would cut the strap and the dang thang would fall down.
Is that Dana Manoushagian posing as a doctor?
Not tu vuree,Vee see dis all tu offen heer in RUSSA and is not so bad as seems du to womans beeink bilt like tank.
DR. Ida Kuturcockovh
So it missed the spinal cord....but did it miss the brachio plexus?
the medical drama.....
well, its in the back of her neck, so it counts as both her back and neck.
I bet the other gash is worse than that.
Is this something we can try at home or can we sue you later for showing us this gem?
GED Bill
can you show us the frontal view?
NOT GUILTY !
uh, oh wait. sorry
yeeeeeesh that looks bad.
and yeah, you forgot 'bout costa rica!!!
b-twn
This is one tough Russian. I'll bet this is why the Russians creamed Hitler. Too tough!
If that's not photoshopped, I'll...uh...I don't know, maybe stick a knife in my neck or something.
Pictures to follow
I got a ticket and arrested for carrying a knife with a blade over 5". Pretty women get away with everything.
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