2. "We're going to be in the Hudson."
3. "There's an app for that."
4. "You lie!"
5. "The Cambridge police acted stupidly."
6. "I'm going to let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!"
7. "Um, you guys said that we, um, did this for the show."
8. "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel.'"
9. "The governor is hiking the Appalachian Trail."
10. "You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders."