12.17.2009

Top 10 Quotes Of The Year

Do you remember them? (Answers) 1. "Keep your government hands off my Medicare." [I had no idea on this one.]

2. "We're going to be in the Hudson."

3. "There's an app for that."

4. "You lie!"

5. "The Cambridge police acted stupidly."

6. "I'm going to let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!"

7. "Um, you guys said that we, um, did this for the show."

8. "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel.'"

9. "The governor is hiking the Appalachian Trail."

10. "You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders."

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Uh... this is Tiger...... could you please, please take your name off of your voice mail recording..... uh... this is huge.... uh my wife got ahold of my phone and may be calling you.....

Anonymous said...

#4 is proving to be truer every day, sadly.

Anonymous said...

From a pop culture standpoint, how could any of those quotes finish ahead of Kanye West?

Anonymous said...

"I give myself a B+", "I was gonna eat this sucka.", "I accept the Nobel peace prize on behalf of all the 30 thousand troops I am ordering into Afghanistan.", "The economy is improving because of I gave GM and Chrysler to the unions to run, I've spent more money than any other President in history, I lined the pockets of Wall Street, big cat bankers and my union thugs."

Anonymous said...

"I Borak Hussein Obammy, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, protect, preserve and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Anonymous said...

I don't see "We're Doomed" listed.

mudwatcher said...

Jesse Ventura's candor warms my soul...

Reminds me of a kitchen magnet I bought at the Minneapolis airport, "My governor can kick your governor's @##."

Anonymous said...

"I Tiger take the Elin...........
"Kings X, I has my fingers crossed." Now if those ho's would've just kept their mouths shut.

Anonymous said...

Mudwatcher, Did you tap your foot while you were in the stall at the airport?

Anonymous said...

The Best; Carrie Underwood @ the ACM, "Matthew I wanna see them boots."

PRICELESS....

Anonymous said...

"Let me make myself clear, I did not have sex with those women"