3.09.2009

Slow News Day

So I'll reach and post a picture of Pedro Martinez and a girl on a boat. I've heard baseball season is around the corner. Ergo, the relevance.

15 comments:

Jarhead said...

“Aww $hit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the F*%$ing deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother[expletive] toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mother[expletive] boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat mother[expletive] take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me mother[expletive] cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and $hit
The dolphin's splashing, getting e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, mother[expletive], don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the F*%$ up, this boat is REAL!!!

F*%$ land, I'm on a boat, mother[expletive] (mother[expletive])
F*%$ trees, I climb buoys, mother[expletive] (mother[expletive])
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother[expletive] (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, mother[expletive]

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I F*%$ed a mermaid”


~ The Lonely Island

Anonymous said...

I don't know who the chick in the first picture but who are you standing with in the second Bart?

Anonymous said...

Looks like an example of Darwinism to me - protector & provider passing on his genes. His IQ may be 93 but that does not matter to the cheerleaders.

Anonymous said...

Protectors and providers appear in all forms. The assumption 1:19 makes is that the two people in the pic are involved in a sexual raltionship, and that an offspring will result from said relationship. And the question of his mental capacity has no documentation backing up the claim.
Is it possible that it could have been a simple case of a fan wanting a memento (a photo) of a famous ballplayer?

Anonymous said...

How'd that dude get a Messkin name? He sure looks like a nigger.

Anonymous said...

nigger
1. a highly offensive term for a black person
2. a highly offensive term for a dark-skinned person
Insult
1. offensive words or action: a remark or action that offends somebody, usually because it is rude or insensitive
2. something showing contempt: a remark or action that suggests a low opinion of somebody or something
The article is an insult to the intelligence of the reader.
The fee they offered was an insult.
3. medicine injury or cause of injury: an injury or trauma to the body, or something that causes such harm
To 4:13
At least the black man has a pretty lady by his side, you on the other hand lack the intelligence to respect your fellow man! So I suggest you quite talking about yourself on a public blog.

Anonymous said...

That colored boy is Sir Pedro. When you throw like he does you can pull hot white chicks too.

RPM said...

Those pics made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Anonymous said...

To all you fake PC white idiots:

I went to Arkansas for a several day job last week. It was in the south and happened to be a dry county. Closest beer, Louisiana. So off I go. Arriving at the town, I asked a middle aged woman, (black) directions to a good liquor store. She told me where to go, then volunteered to accompany me. I, of course, said hop in. Off we went where we did encounter an establishment with merchandise of acceptable quality. I proceeded to procure six bottles of Guiness Extra Stout, six bottles of Smithwicks Imported Irish Ale, and at the lady's request six Bud Light cans. As we sat in the truck sipping a brew she told me extensively of the people in that town. It was nigger this, nigger that etc. I asked how she was comfortable with that word, being African- American and all, and why it would be insulting were I to use it. She laughed in my face. In fact they not only are not offended, they seem to be at a loss as to where the hell we ever got that idea.

News flash: You, 7:09, are the true idiot here. You seem to have gotten your information from Jesse Jackson and Louis Farrakan. And if you truly believe their motives to be directed toward the sensitivities of "their people", well you are a dupe as well as a fool.

Coincidentally I have had this same conversation with niggers 4 times now in the last year. Sometimesone on one, sometimes in groups. Each time with identical results.

Which begs the question; what the hell is wrong with you? Ever try getting some of your information off the street or are you happy enough having been brainwashed by the TV and the dumbass liberal media?

Sincerely, 4:13
oh, and when was the last time you had a beer with a black stranger? Uh, thought so.

Anonymous said...

Chicks love boats

Anonymous said...

And who the hell would name their daughter Ergo?

Frickin' Californian fruitcakes

Makes me want to de-fault.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Al Sharpton 9:38. Speaking of "Reverend" Jesse Jackson, where the hell has he ever been a preacher at, and for him to call himself "Reverend" he is more racist than most people. If he was white he would be accused of being a member of the Aryan Brotherhood or the KKK. It's sad that in today's society some people are glorified or degraded based solely on the color of ones skin--ridiculous

Anonymous said...

9:45, good observation, but why do chicks love boats? Please explain why. And explain why they don't spend their money on buying them.

Mucho Sass said...

The fact that you call us "chicks" says what little there is to know of you.

Anonymous said...

I don't know why they love boats, but I sure wish I had one.