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3.13.2009

Say What

From The Today Show this morning.
The last person to see a 5-year-old Florida girl before she went missing — who is also the new teenage bride of the child’s father — acknowledged that there are inconsistencies in the stories she’s told investigators, but was unable to say why her account has changed.
Link and video here.

21 comments:

Jarhead said...

"She did it! She did it!"

~ Triple Fake Gilligan

Only in Florida. With apologies to Maw.

Wait. This could theoretically happen in Wise County as well ~ only difference is that her dress and his 'beater would have been RealTree camo.

TSD13 said...

Gosh, that Misty girl looks like she's no older than 10!!
And It's kinda fishy to me seeing as how they got married right now in the middle of all this!
Maybe its cuz if they're married, then they can't testify against one another!? Is that how that works!?

Anonymous said...

Just another reason for me to pray that the world as we know it ends. I'm pretty sure that I will feel fine.

Anonymous said...

C'mon, now. It's just a couple of heterosexuals in love. Age has nothing to do with it. I'm certain that God has blessed this sacred union. If some do-gooders in Florida run them out of there, they should be able to find many like-minded supporters in Wise Co.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Just a quick note.... that whole POLO Shirt buttoned all the way up with a big chain around the collar is stupid.

Of course, the whole situation is goofy...

Anonymous said...

How in GOD's name do you even think about getting married right now, as a father there wouldn't be anything more important than finding my child. Find your child then get married, and he wonders why there is national attention. He should have his ass kicked from coast to coast- absolutely appalling and inexcusable. I only pray to GOD that they find little Haleigh and she is doing OK. Nothing in this country surprises me anymore, truly sad...

Signed,

Concerned and saddened parent

Anonymous said...

Finally, maybe they will find peace in Utah, some where around Short/Juniper Creek, 1:14pm.....you might have to ask Jarhead though.

Anonymous said...

The Bride and Grooms Family Tree ain't got a fork in it!!

I thank he got him a sweet thang!

Anonymous said...

After watching the video, I have an urge to shower for two hours. Ewwww!

And I want to see a birth certificate on the new bride. Just saying.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

For a while I thought the mom was the missing girl... maybe I am just slow...

Anonymous said...

One word: Idiocracy.

Anonymous said...

There's no denying that some people just ought to be shot.

He qualifies.

Gorilla said...

Not sure about her, but the guy is guilty of sporting the minitruck mustache.

Anonymous said...

And so a network morning TV show actually flew them to NYC for the show and their honeymoon! These goofy goofballs should be instutionalized not glorified. Similar to that other Florida mom who "lost" her kid. Bunch of publicity - now I think she's been arrested for murder along with some of her enabling family. Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Virgin Mary was younger when she was forced to have a kid.

Anonymous said...

Ok.....am I the only one that thinks she is smoking hot?

Anonymous said...

Dude likes the young 'uns. Maybe he's a young BeeGee in the making...

Anonymous said...

2:36, I'm with you! Thought the pic of the GIRL on the couch next to this MORON was the missing child! Truthfully.... she can't be more than 10!

Anonymous said...

6:28, You've got some real "issues," man!

Anonymous said...

9:10, OK, you're right. The Virgin Mary was NOT impregnated without her knowledge at age 14. Bible is wrong I guess.

Anonymous said...

Nice back yard of the doublewide for the wedding.

Love the disposable camera being used and you can hear someone spinning the knob to the next photo

And he dressed up with a BLACK wife beater shirt for photos and cake

She knows more than she is leading on.