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12.02.2008

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman . . .

SAN FRANCISCO – A husband and wife have been charged with torture and other counts after a bruised, terrified 17-year-old showed up at a gym with a chain locked to his ankle, claiming he had just fled his captors, authorities said Tuesday.
Lady, hire me. I've got my closing argument all written out: "Ladies and gentleman, did Samuel L. Jackson get prosecuted when he chained up Christina Ricci in the exact same manner in Black Snake Moan? No, he didn't. And I don't think there should be a double standard which allows Mr. Jackson to get off just because he's some rich Hollywood type. Thank you very much." And that's why I'm Board Certified.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why aren't you wanting to argue this case?

In involves something right up your alley, Barron. Teenagers teasing geriatric patients.

Anonymous said...

Barry's 8th or 9th wife. She looks like a man. What a winner!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I received an email today from a parent who is very upset about the topic for the research paper I assigned. The paper was due today. The assignment was given 6 weeks ago. It's surprising that my mug shot isn't up somewhere...

Anonymous said...

I'd still hit it though.Sticks and stones may break my bones,but chains and whips EXCITE ME !!!!!

Anonymous said...

She does look at all like she would chain-up her child or any other child for that matter.....NOT!! You need to get a gander at her husband. He looks like a real winner too. They look like people you would bump into buying ciggs out of a vending machine at a totally nude bar. You know, good 'ol down home Christian folks. Praise the Lord and pass the handcuffs!

Anonymous said...

On December 21 2012 I still wouldn't do her! Yucko

Anonymous said...

Very Conservative Guardians. Very Republican. Republican Conservatives know how to make children mind and be respectful. Home Schooling rules! Strict discipline makes good Republicans!