The Campaign For DA

12.02.2008

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman . . .

SAN FRANCISCO – A husband and wife have been charged with torture and other counts after a bruised, terrified 17-year-old showed up at a gym with a chain locked to his ankle, claiming he had just fled his captors, authorities said Tuesday.
Lady, hire me. I've got my closing argument all written out: "Ladies and gentleman, did Samuel L. Jackson get prosecuted when he chained up Christina Ricci in the exact same manner in Black Snake Moan? No, he didn't. And I don't think there should be a double standard which allows Mr. Jackson to get off just because he's some rich Hollywood type. Thank you very much." And that's why I'm Board Certified.