12.02.2008

Teaching Little Junior To Ride A Bike



 I've analyzed this video down in my blog laboratory and there's lots going on here. First, we've got momma who decides to launch little Ricky Bobby in a straight line right towards the Tree of Destruction. Secondly, little Ricky commits the cardinal sin in bike riding on the streets: he takes his feet off the pedals and panics like a little baby. Thirdly, daddy decides that the fear on little Ricky's face is the cue to "keep filming" instead of "save boy." Come to think of it, daddy is a hero here. I bet he was even in charge of the video editing. Bravo.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

That poor kid! I'll bet there was a LOT of blood from that faceplant!

Anonymous said...

Look, a future donor-cycle rider.

Anonymous said...

Hey, great parenting!!
When a kid is learning to ride a bike, put him on the grass with no trees. Yes, it works, they learn how to balance quicker and pedal because it's tougher to pedal in the grass and they know they have to stay up to keep from falling over. Put them on the street and they realize they don't have to work at it because of the smooth surface, they fall over get skined up and don't want to attempt it again.

Double Fake Lance Armstrong

Anonymous said...

That hurt like hell didn't it?? I bet you won't do that again,will ya? Sometimes tough love is the best teacher, I guess. Pretty funny though, you have to admit.

mzchief said...

I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed at the absolute STUPIDITY of the adults involved in that incident. That poor child does not stand a chance.

R and R said...

Stupidity on the adults part is right! Who would teach their kid to ride a bike going down hill?

M-M said...

I must admit, he rode that bike real well right into the pole. The parents might want to go over those things called brakes and the concept of steering.

Anonymous said...

this was funny but what the hell where his parents thinking! so sad

Anonymous said...

Good Republican parents, very Conservative. Training their kid to be tough, and not cry like Liberal Weenie children. The parents will probably get an award from the Southern Baptist Convention for conservative training. Conservative Republicans do not need to be softies. And Republican Conservatives do not need to cry. Maybe a little eye moisture after November 4, 2008, but not much.