5.24.2008

Not That I Would But . . .

an emailer writes:
You do NOT want to go to Wise County Park this weekend. We came in from fishing at 2am this morning and there were 5 Sheriff's cars and the "Mobile Command Post" all set up. I was told last weekend one of the Constables wrote over 200 tickets for glass containers out there (unconfirmed).

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

What kind of retard fishes at 2AM? Must be hallucinating from all the stink bait.

Anonymous said...

Try PK Lake this weekend if you wan't to have a run in with the fuzz.

mzchief said...

*GeeZZZe*
Please! Please! Please tell me that Wise County's "Mobile Command Post" is nothing more than a couple of folding chairs and a folding table transported in the bed of a pick-up!!

Darned boys and their toys!

Anonymous said...

Every five minutes I hear them on the scanner calling in cars at wise county park as "suspicious vehicles". What is so suspicious about going to the lake on a holiday weekend? They just have to find a way to pull people over and jack with them with no probable cause for the stop in the first place. Wise County sucks.

Anonymous said...

i was there last night and david walker was going to haul my drunk girlfriend to jail till i told him i was ralph hardy then he let us go. and told us to go to chico mart and sober up i fliped him the middle finger and scremed freebirds and drove away in my trans-am

Anonymous said...

Where is this Wise County Park? I see a brown sign right past the Chico High School for Wise County Park. Is this the same place you are all talking about? I only know about it because I have to go to Mineral Wells from time to time, and choose the scenic way.

And another question....since all the coppers seem to be at Wise County Park this weekend, do y'all think it's safe if we go to Black Creek Lake?

Like I actually would! I'm staycationing in Gawd's Country.

Anonymous said...

Another motorcycle death:

http://www.star-telegram.com/804/story/662355.html

-R. Hardy

Anonymous said...

Isn't that where David Davis killed some folks way back in the early 80s? What ever happened to him?

Anonymous said...

My 3some was out there. Holy crap,that was like 23 years ago. Also,that's the first place I had sex with my spouse.What happened?

Anonymous said...

If the cops stop one drunk from leaving the park and prevents one traffic death this weekend then I don't mind them stopping me and taking a look to see if I can walk. This a weekend to remember those who died defending our freedom. You don't need to show your respect for them by getting s_ _ _ faced drunk. My father died drunk, run over by a train. Wish a cop had of found him before the train did. I missed having a father.

Anonymous said...

Went out there just riding around about 7:15 PM Saturday 05/24, and there was a lot of people out there. Turned around at the old cafe and came right back out. A really big crowd.

Anonymous said...

We put god fearing Republicans in control. That's what happened.

Anonymous said...

We watched LOTR last night. When I heard the name Samwise Gangee it made me think of Ganjah so, I thought I should partake.

Anonymous said...

http://www.deathpenaltyinfo.org/FactSheet.pdf

Anonymous said...

Off this topic, but...Decatur must be on a "rally" route. There is silver car after silver car with blue numbers on them going through town this early Sat morning. Anybody know what the rally is for? about? anything? Never seen this before through here........

Anonymous said...

That is so wierd that is the first place i had sex with your spouse also! what a small world.



R Hardy

Anonymous said...

As an "old" guy, I'm kinda glad those officers are at Wise County Park---if you're not doing something to interfere with other folks enjoyment of the park---I somehow think you won't be bothered. Downright shame the way that works ain't it?

Anonymous said...

I may take my spouse there if I can get some sex cuz it's been 23 years for me too.

Anonymous said...

Who needs to go to Wise County park when you can have fish at the DQ, check out the new restroom, and drive by and see Speedo man on your way home? You can do all of this in the air conditioner also!

Anonymous said...

My first time (orally) was out there on a picnic table. Then I married him 8 years later!

Wow.. Wise County Park sure does bring back some memories!! :)

Anonymous said...

3:02 - funny one. Wise County Park likely had their share of Republican drunks out there. Then later around the lake they probably lit candles and had a prayer meeting.

Frankly, I'm glad the county mounties were out there to get the drunks off our Wise County roads. It's bad enough to drive in this county when stone sober.

Anonymous said...

to 7:33
Those cars were all headed to the new racetrack in Slidell. It's funny they publicly invited anyone out to check it out for free, but when my son and I went out there they wouldn't let us in.