5.08.2008

I've Hit The Big Time

And I also got a revised Nigerian email today which was much more "Godly" than I had seen in the past. Some poor woman who was dying of cancer (and who didn't want to remarry after the death of her husband and didn't want to have a child outside the bounds of matrimony) wanted me to handle her $2.5 million.

I'm luckier than Eight Belles.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your spam filter didnt catch this?

a mad dog on jihad said...

Are "Eight Belles" the Dixie version of 72 virgins? Enquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

I've come to realize that these Nigerians are actually good folks and very concerned about me personally. They seem especially concerned about the size of my penis. I just can't figure out how they knew.