3.03.2008

Important Election News


As I have done on so many occasions, I plan on bringing you the Wise County election results tomorrow as it happens. I will utilize the latest in technology (something called a "cell phone") to relay the information to a third party who will then push a button and upload the information to The Internets. I usually have quicker results posted than the Messenger (and I've got a couple of Pulitzer Prizes to prove it) but those boys have really been putting the pressure on me lately.

But Kate Hudson, above, would like for you to check in here tomorrow night. Don't disappoint Kate.

Edit: The source of the phrase "The Internets", which I use all the time, is here.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

"The Internets"...there's only one, it is not plural.

Anonymous said...

I guess poster 8:52 didn't get the memo about those other internets available. Personally, I alternate between several.
And before anybody else comments - there is NOTHING wrong with the size of Kate Hudson's... you know...thingies

Anonymous said...

here here 9:40, on all counts.

anonymous184 said...

BULLETIN FOR RPM: Still waiting for reason to vote for Obama ... like his accomplishments as a US Senator.

Sincerely,

anonymous67

Anonymous said...

A picture of Kate Hudsons butt and you are talking about Obama? You sir are gay.

Anonymous said...

Look at the S itter on that critter.

Anonymous said...

Well . . . if she had thingies.

Anonymous said...

Is that internet thing still around?

Anonymous said...

I would lick her toes

Anonymous said...

Are those A minus cups. Last time I went to Victoria Secret with the wife they didn't tell me that had minus cups.

Anonymous said...

When you are that flat, why even bother to wear a top?

Anonymous said...

A cups are great! God bless 'em