3.07.2008

Friday Morning Pick Me Up


Sure, some people cried this week when Brett Favvvvarrrrraaaaa retired from the Packers, but I wept over the retirement of long time figure skater Katerina Witt. Sure she sinned a little bit when she got neekid for Playboy in the 1990s but I'm willing to forgive her for that - after hours of examining the photos, I have now classified them as "art."

(And see the connection? It's icy outside. Katerina skated on ice. That, my friends, is good journalism on my part. You won't see stuff like this in the Update.)

3 comments:

AnObiter said...

Katarina Witt is a terrific skater and beautiful to watch on the ice. I'll miss her...[small Obie tears running down my Obie face]...

And your journalism wit is just the top of the iceberg. ;)

Jarhead said...

I'll bet she could crush bowling balls between those East German thighs!

"What's my name? SAY MY NAME, BITCH"!!

You just know she's crazy like that in the sack.

Double Fake Chris Farley said...

You remember that time when she skated in that Olympic thing, and she wore that bolero suit, with the hat that had the little dangle balls on it? Man, that was so cool.