.jpg)
Yeah, yeah, dear emailers, I heard about it.
An assistant football coach at Baylor was arrested for getting drunk and, uh, whizzing in and on a bar in Waco last weekend. This also happened in the early morning hours of what those in Waco refer to as "The Lord's Day."
Can I place a bet: That man is a gonner. We can handle being the worst football team in the nation, but public urination while all liquored up will not be tolerated.
Edit: I forgot to mention that the story was broken by the bartender who also works days as a reporter for the Waco Tribune Herald. Kind of makes me want to give up my journalism dreams.
14 comments:
Is this how you Baylor folks observe the Sabbath?
That explains it. He played ball at Miami---Thug U.
And he had no idea that this type of behavior was frowned upon by the folks at Baylor? or do you just not have to be too terribly bright to be an Assistant Coach at Baylor?
He learned it at West Texas A&M. That's where I learned it.
I bet he's a token Catholic.
Poor coach - maybe he can land a job at SMU. Methodists know how to slip around with their boozin' better than Baptists....and they add dancin' to the mix!
:-)
He's been suspended, that's a no brainer.
At least he didn't have a secret web site where he was selling inside information to Baylor Alumni!
If I was unfortunate enough to have the name "Schnupp" I would be doing more than just peeing on stuff...hmmm, porn, maybe? Sounds like schtupp!
They clearly don't teach you boys how to spell out there in Decatur. "Gonner?"
Is that like gonnereea
What is this man thinking? Doesn't he know that goatees are out?? Er, sorry Barry...
I couldn't tell by the pic, but does he have a mullet too?
I heard on the radio that Coach Fran is putting this in his news letter.
Post a Comment