10.16.2007

Ka-Ching


There's been a little bit of news about "Baby Jessica" over the last couple of years as the former infant stuck in a pipe has graduated high school and started a family of her own.

But did you know that when she turns 25 she'll get "$1 million or more" from a trust fund that was created from all the money she received after she was rescued?

13 comments:

The Devil said...

The million dollar trust is just a pipe dream!

Anonymous said...

A fool and his money.....

Anonymous said...

I'd spend it all on wine women and song and if any was left over, I'd spend it on frivolous stuff.

Anonymous said...

I'd use the million to have a well sunk in my yard so that my baby could fall into it and get stuck and then get a million dollars when she turns 25. It's called the Trailer Trash Retirement Plan.

Anonymous said...

I'd lay some pipe into her for a million.

Anonymous said...

I guess you could jump down a big hole and collect $$$ for yourself.

Anonymous said...

I don't begrudge her one dime of the money. She had a terrible ordeal, and yes, she is a survivor. The people who gave, did so freely and from their hearts. I've heard no indication that Jessica is anything but a strong young woman. More power to her.

Anonymous said...

How long can she live off "the interest"?

Anonymous said...

I remember that story as if it were yesterday. I also remember all the money and well wishes that came to Jessica and her family.
I think it's great she gets the money.

Condoleesa said...

I bet she would trade it all to have the limbs back that had to be cut off

Think Frustrated said...

And she's a weird looking chick now.

The Devil said...

She kinda looks like a middle aged Anjelica Huston with a little darker tan.

Anonymous said...

Well she's doing a lot better than her rescuers!!

McClure's rescue was mostly credited to Robert O'Donnell and William Andrew Glasscock Jr.. In 1995, O'Donnell shot himself due to the stress and anti-climactic nature of everyday life. Former officer Glasscock is currently serving a 35-year sentence on charges of sexual exploitation of a child, sexual assault, and improper storage of explosives.