The Campaign For DA

11.13.2006

Whatcha Gonna Do?

A courthouse administrative assistant who will remain nameless (Mary) went home for lunch today and saw two four guys burglarizing her home. The guys fled in their own vehicle, and sweet Mary, being the scared and timid person that she is, decided to pursue them by car. I'm not exactly sure what happened next other than a few calls to the police prompted an all out manhunt and a police scanner frenzy. I think the guys were caught, but I haven't confirmed this. Mary's fine although she will be forever known as the girl that proclaimed shortly after the chase, "My car can do 113 mph!"