I'm Going To Counseling

Why didn't I celebrate the demise of my most hated college nemesis? Why do I feel a little sad? Why am I saying if Colt McCoy hadn't been knocked senseless as an MHMR patient that Texas would have won? I don't know. The world is just better when the Yankees, the Cowboys, and . . . dare I say it . . . the Longhorns are on top. We all need someone to hate. And it's better when those we hate are deserving of our hatred. I now question everything I've ever believed.