5.24.2006

Jimmy Buffet Redux

As I blew past the Academy of Country Music awards last night, I saw that Kenny Chesney was performing by Las Vegas' pool while wearing a swimsuit and a cowboy hat. For some time now, he's been trying to be a country Jimmy Buffett. I think he probably will. Twenty years from now, I can see him still having a huge following of beer-drinking-lets-go-to-the-beach fans. But please don't become exactly like Buffett. I stressfully reach for a pistol every time I hear "Margaritaville."

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fag!

Anonymous said...

Jealous are we anon 1:21?

Anonymous said...

And he is one of those hat acts that soly keeps his hat on because he is bald!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone really care if he is bald? Last time I listen to a song it for for the music and not how the artist looked.

Anonymous said...

Look what happened to his marriage when he took his hat off.

Anonymous said...

Country music????? Not quite!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Who cares if he is bald? He is still sexxxxy!!!!

Anonymous said...

He is a great guy. I had the opportunity to kind of work with him in a round about way. He performed at the colloge I attended for half price which was $50,000 several years ago. He hired the group I was in to help set up the stage and work extra security at his concert in the gym. He was really nice and would stop to talk when he passed. Don't really care for most of his music but he was a cool guy.

Anonymous said...

That is interesting that you had the chance to meet him and it is even more interesting that he was down to earth. Now he just went up a level on my sexy meter!

Anonymous said...

fag! and girls that like country music are fat w/ camel toes!

Anonymous said...

HE IS VERY SSSEEEXXXYYY!!!!!
And most girls that I know including me, are not fat and do not have camel toes. ANON 3:26pm
you must be very ugly if these are the only girls you notice!!!

Anonymous said...

BALD IS BEAUTIFUL!!!

Anonymous said...

I would marry him in a heartbeat.

comment4U said...

Chesney does n-o-t-h-i-n-g for me...now, Toby Keith?? Different story...yummy....

Anonymous said...

I will say that our Sheriff Walker was seen in the last few days at the lake in Bridgeport with his swim suit on and a cowboy hat. (green and white swim shorts, and a palm leaf hat.) He appears to be sunburned and had a kid with him. He can be my Kenny! I HAVE SOME PICS$$$$$$$$$$$

Anonymous said...

Sheriff Walker = hot

Anonymous said...

sheriff Walker, PLEASE. Kenny is hotter.

Anonymous said...

He doesn't do much for me either. The cowboy hat takes away from his looks because you can't really get a good look at his face. It's like he is hiding.

Anonymous said...

You don't like country music, Okay. I, however, LOVE country music, I like Kenney Chesney and am a 42 year old woman, Thank you very much. Anon 3:26, I am a woman, not a girl and I can assure you I am not a "fat girl w/camel toes!"

Why be rude!?

Anonymous said...

What Kenny sings isn't Country music. For those who like what is being billed these days as mainstream country, and includes the likes of Shania, Faith, Rascal Flatts, if that's what you want to listen to, so be it, but if you really think you're a Country Music fan, you're either to young to remember what real country music sounds like or didn't become country fans until the suits in Nashville turned it into homogenized pop music that has no country soul.

Anonymous said...

7:05 Where was Allen Jackson Tuesday night when we wanted to hear some real country songs??? The new sexy group does nothing for me. Used to be a big country fan but just buy George Strait, Allen Jackson and the good ones! And what was the deal with the show being in Vegas???? And Dr. Phil?

And it is an interesting note to know our sheriff is at the lake wearing a cowboy hat and green/white shorts...Can he sing and play a guitar?

Anonymous said...

fag!

Anonymous said...

He is still sexy. Calling he a fag will not change that.

Anonymous said...

I like his music no not all of his work is what would be called traditional country but it doesn't mean that it is not good. Country music like any other evloves to build on traditional. It would be so boring if every song had the same sound, etc as all the others. Todays country is a varied reflection of its fans.

Anonymous said...

fag!

Anonymous said...

SEXY

Anonymous said...

Fag! Turtle!

Anonymous said...

I win still a Fag! Turtle!

Anonymous said...

You didn't win. I just had more important things to do than inform you on sex appeal.

Anonymous said...

7:05 AM
I am a 42 year old woman. I loved Conway Twitty, George Jones, Tammy Wynette, Patsy Cline, there's many more, but you get the point. I also like, as you said, "what is being billed as mainstream country", Kenny Chesney, Gretchen Wilson, Keith Urban, Rascall Flatts.
I am truly a Country Music fan.

Sorry, you're wrong.

Anonymous said...

still a fag!!!!