David Fasciano. The Man. The Legend.

So I'm sitting around waiting for the late night Saturday Cinemax movie (wait, did I say that out loud?) when I decide to watch Fox 4 News. There's a boring segment on high water levels at Lake Arlington, but I do a double take when I see video footage of a guy getting a piggy back ride from (presumably) his significant other. Screen shots, above.

You, sir, are a god.

I Know Sports Clips Don't Interest Much Of You

But this is amazing from last night. Note: If you are leading by three point and you intercept a full court pass with three seconds left - hold the ball, don't throw it up in air. Because, well, there's three seconds left.

Amazing

And the lake will probably pick up another two to three feet before all the run off is done. Updates here.

West Virginia Won The NIT Basketball Tourney This Week

But championship spelling? Uh, not so much.

Crazy Thing I Saw Between Decatur And Rhome Yesterday

It's All About Me . . . At The Cowtown Half Marathon

65 MPH?

Fox 4 News reported at on their 5:30 newscast that winds in Runaway Bay hit 65 mph within the last hour. Anyone confirm that?

Dumb Idea For Today

From the Star Telegram's web site.

The Wise County Attorney/Client Room

Purple Rain

At the risk of turning into the weather channel, we got some purple moving in. You don't see purple very often.

I'm Not Exactly Sure . . .

. . . where the "water shed" is for Lake Bridgeport, but I think it is getting pounded with rain.

Freak A Leek

This girl allegedly did something incredibly freaky at the PIKE house in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Story here. (And it deals with the privates, so discretion should be exercised.)

Some Readers Wondered . . .

. . . whether the Ferrari crash that happened earlier this week was a publicity stunt. Now others do, too.

When Did You Get Skinny?

All the celebrity gossip sites (which I never look at because all they do is publish scantily glad pics of celebrities that offend me to no end), claim this is Courtney Love from last weekend.

I wonder if that's the result of some special diet pills.

We've Gained A Foot

Only 17 more to go.

Drives Me Insane

I just got a nasty letter from a court appointed client. You have no idea how insane that makes me.

I Wonder If It Is Raining?

With A Little Luck, The Story Will Go National

The Dallas Morning News has picked up on the Naked Wise County Driver Incident of 2007. The story has an added twist: He was driving a church van - with permission.

Do not Kumbaya, ye neekid person.