And On Friday, The First Pitch at the Ballpark In Arlington Will Be Thrown Out By . . . .

Texas Aggie Johnny Football.

Edit: Bigger news . . .

Edit: Am I the victim of April Fool's Day? I think the Johnny Football story is legit. I'm not so sure about the second one.

Edit again: As a commentor pointed out, a father of a Sandy Hook victim has been scheduled for a couple of weeks to throw out the first pitch on Friday.  The above report actually read that Manziel will throw out the first pitch on Sunday. My bad. I still think that's true. If I'm duped, so is Sports Illustrated.