3.26.2012

Mrs. LL Just Told Me About Breaking News

The Family Cat either fell through or jumped through a second story window which was covered by a screen.

And, I'll be dang, the thing didn't hurt herself at all. She just scampered back in the house when Mrs. LL opened the door to figure out what the noise was about.

Stupid cat.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoa check out that pad!

I gotta get a blog!

Bfg

Triple Fake... said...

Hope you've got an ironclad alibi there, barrister. Otherwise, you'd be the prime suspect.
Most likely saw a bug or bird and fell. Unlikely that a cat would willingly jump from that distance without a nearby landing spot unless there was imminent danger. And it normally takes much more than that to hurt a cat, especially if it's in good shape and landing on grass or dirt

Anonymous said...

Cat's have 9 lives. 1 down, 8 to go!

Anonymous said...

I heard a story last week about a cat that fell 19 stories and survived, almost unscathed! Just sayin', BG... It's going to take a lot more than a toss out a second-story window!

Anonymous said...

Mighty suspicious. I think Nancy Grace needs to investigate.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Maybe he had to go potty. Potty humor, potty humor!!!

Anonymous said...

Are you going to go home and do a rendition of "Tears in Heaven" tonight?


Quintuple Fake Cream

Anonymous said...

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DF FC said...

I guess I should have got the hint when BG gave me the dead fish wrapped in newspaper.

Anonymous said...

You can come up with a better reason than that to show us your mansion!!

Anonymous said...

Taking the picture from below the flowers doesn't really make your house bigger.

Rage

Anonymous said...

I bet you wake up tomorrow morning with a mouse head in your bed.

Double Fake Don Corleone

Anonymous said...

12:43

Clapton was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay long gone from Cream when he wrote "Tears From Heaven".

Double Fake Ginger Baker and Jack Bruce

Anonymous said...

R u sure you didn't help that kitty down stairs???

Sean Elliott's Dirty Dead Kidney said...

Officer Obie says the Family Dog may be a Canine of Interest in this heinous attack on the Family Cat. I wonder if the Family Dog knows any defense attorneys excepting her master, who must recuse himself due to a conflict of interest. Will Dick DeGuerin accept Hill's Science Diet as payment?

Anonymous said...

Eight to go!

Anonymous said...

Wow, Barry Green is the 1%, look at that McMansion!

Anonymous said...

Who are you going to hire to put the screen back on?

Anonymous said...

That's what happens when you try and rape a cat!