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3.30.2012

Downtown Fort Worth This Afternoon


That's a Faithful Reader submitted pic. Unfortunately, there wasn't a description. I'm trying to get one.

(Thanks, Michelle!)

Edit: Here's an update . . . . "The naked man was driving his car, yes naked. Ran red light, hit car, hit construction equipment and rolled on to curb. Then he got out of his car, naked."

Edit: Star-Telegram blurb.

Edit: Related?

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

both hands on the wheel?

Anonymous said...

Oh no he didn't!

The Devil said...

Feces-stained occupier no doubt, maybe even Rage himself!

Anonymous said...

There's a "Brewfest" in the West 7th area on Saturday. Maybe this guy got an early start.

Anonymous said...

does anyone know what Barry Green drives ???

Anonymous said...

Question law dog: - those guys detaining the naked guy are Sundance Security and not FW PD - what type of legal authority do they have?

Anonymous said...

Big balls in cow town
or what makes Bob holler?

DF Texas Playboy

Anonymous said...

Hey, Devil, why don't you just come on out and admit you love the guy already. You can't go two minutes without talking about him.

Consilium ac prudentia said...

3:27 Here you go.

Texas Code of Criminal Procedure
Art. 14.01. [212] [259] [247] OFFENSE WITHIN VIEW.
(a) A peace officer OR ANY OTHER PERSON, may, without a warrant,
arrest an offender when the offense is committed in his presence
or within his view, if the offense is one classed as a felony or as
an offense against the public peace.

(Emphasis mine) There could still be issues which might arise over what constitutes an offense against the public peace but given the situation here and the limited information we received they are likely well within their right to detain the man until police arrive.

Anonymous said...

He is screaming "I need attention!" thru his actions.

Good thing I have CHS(can't hear shit).

Double Fake Warren Buffet said...

It's just one of Jarhead's distraught co-workers. He was caught cheating some of their ignorant clients by making bad investments. It's his sad attempt at atonement.

Anonymous said...

Was he nekkid, bare, nude, or just without clothes? This will determine the severity of his offense.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Face it, he went postal!!

Anonymous said...

How was Habanero's Friday night BG? Pretty good margaritas if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

Bacon not giving this a rating?

Anonymous said...

Well Debil, your are either Jim Joling from the messenger letters, or stealing his tagline. However, I do not recall the occupiers or anyone else having bags of feces hanging all over their body, like you and the Teabaggers with your Teabags. Teabags hanging off hats, shirts, body protrusions, etc. So are you Jim, or just stealing his material? Probably the face of the Republican Party, the man top Republicans fear to cross, drug addled Rush said this, so his worshipers feel obligated to repeat over, and over, and over...you are the Debil, already in hell.....ha ha.