blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: Do These Look Like Girls Involved (At Least Some Way) In The Same Bar Brawl?

2.22.2012

Do These Look Like Girls Involved (At Least Some Way) In The Same Bar Brawl?

Borromeo
Hart
Natasha Poly
Rubik
Zelyaeva

Am I gonna have to teach the world how to act when you're in a bar that just happens to be full of supermodels? Sheesh. I've been in Frilly's on a Saturday night and the cops have never had to be called. Lightweights.

And it gets better: One of the guys who got decked was the Prince of Monaco -- the grandson of the late Grace Kelly.  It had to have been the greatest bar fight in the history of ever.

Story.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not, i repeat, NOT guilty!!!!

Anonymous said...

I would hate to have to admit that I got my jaw broken by a woman, but that would be almost as bad as having to admit I was a thenthitive liberal weenie lawyer.

Anonymous said...

While I agree on the NOT guilty part, I do believe that they could provoke a felony or two.

Triple Fake... said...

thus furthering the stereotype of white trash getting into it outside a bar - hot euro-trash, but still...


heh heh...I said furthering!

Anonymous said...

Now, that's MY kind of bar fight! Matter of fact, I might pay to have that channel added to my digital cable package. Supermodel Smackdown.

My Other Brother Darryl

PS - the Monaco royal line seems kind of lightweight these days.

Anonymous said...

Felipe say that ass too scrawny for his handprint.


Felipe

Triple Fake... said...

Well, step aside, felipe - this is one job that can only be accomplished by good ol' homegrown American workmanship and know-how! I got a hankerin' for some spankerin'

Zelyaeva - to front of line, please!