DPS Wants You To Know They Are All Over IT

I love the first sentence of the press release: "A sex offender wanted on 18 counts of aggravated sexual assault of a child is behind bars after his arrest last night at an international bridge in El Paso."  Wow. At an international bridge? Did they tackle him as he raced toward the border? Taze him as he tried to sneak back in? Was it a secret operation? Tell us! Tell us!

Nope. Read a little further and you'll find that Mexican officials arrested him and turned him over to DPS at the border. [Insert sound of Sad Trombone.]  Although DPS takes credit for learning of his location within Mexico.