"Now that's what I call liberating a country! It's not even there anymore."
"See, this is what I like about Fox. They let you decide where Egypt is instead of having some fancy pants elitist tell ya!"
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as . . . ."
"Looks like Egypt is between Iraq and a hard place."