8.08.2008

Decatur Begged To Go To Ranger Game

So odd. Had a guy come in our offices to try and sell Texas Ranger tickets at a discount. Had a pretty good spiel and acted "official." (But I've got him locked in the basement right now dressed up as The Gimp because he violated our "no solicitation" sign.) Then I go up to the courthouse and two nicely dress girls come in the County Attorney's office doing the same thing: Selling Ranger tickets. We have Baseball Chaos breaking out.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

don't ferget to let the gimp out....!!

Anonymous said...

did i miss the Dairy Queen rant today?

Anonymous said...

They must be desperate. I couldn't afford to go even if the tickets were free.

Anonymous said...

Barry, you can talk about silky pony John Edwards admitting his extramarital affair now. He will be on Nightline to discuss it. He says the baby isn't his though. Yea right, but I didn't inhale. Said his wife knew about the affair in 2006. His resume now makes him perfectly qualified to be VP.

Anonymous said...

barney fwank said it was just a bwief fwing..

Anonymous said...

I scored there once.

Anonymous said...

Russian troops are battling Georgian troops at his very moment and you are talking Rangers?

What's next, Russian tanks in Alabama? Mississippi? Then a straight shot across Tennessee and Arkansas and the Russkies will be on our doorsteps!

Don't say I didn't warn you!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe the Alabama Air National Guard should recall their ace pilot "Cokey" Bush.
I doubt he would show up for duty.

Anonymous said...

i don't believe the coon-asses will ever let them cross the mississippi river..so we should be safe here...

Anonymous said...

Maybe the Arkansas National Guard should recall their ace, oh wait. Billy I Didn't Inhale Clinton didn't serve.