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5.14.2008

Ralph Hardy On Fox 4 - But We Have Issues

Tonight, Fox 4 News did a story on Blog Hero and Legend Ralph Hardy. Below are some screenshots,and we learned the following:

(1) There are no hookers in Newark - an assertion which can seriously be questioned.
(2) Court Clerk Amy Cromer (below in burnt orange) is a rising star in city government and could easily surpass a few "Hey, nows" that have heretofore been posted. (Edit: OK. Don't even try to make comments about, uh, stuff. Not gonna post 'em.)
(3) Lari Barager must hate me. She made reference to about three blogs but Liberally Lean didn't get a single mention. Nothing. Nada. Maybe it's because I referred to Megan Henderson as the hottest girl in local news. Maybe it's because she's been wronged by someone else and taking it out on me. Developing . . .
(4) Franklin Miller has proclaimed himself the "go to guy" for Newark for any and all information. Franklin could have been my BFF if he had said, "Yeah, I know Ralph. He's a playa." (And he had the very funny line last night of, "If there were hookers in Newark, I'd know it.")





25 comments:

T A said...

(1) There are no hookers in Newark - an assertion which can seriously be questioned.

No hookers in Newark??? I think she was joking. I can personally name 8 of them. I've never experienced their services, but judging by their appearance, I wouldn't pay anywhere close to 1000 dollars a night!!!

(4) Franklin Miller has proclaimed himself the "go to guy" for Newark for any and all information. Franklin could have been my BFF if he had said, "Yeah, I know Ralph. He's a playa."

A few hours ago I discussed this issue with Franklin. We both agree the story is a hoax. It's sad really. I thought it was hilarious!!!!

HANG10 said...

All that come to mind is.....motorboatin!

Anonymous said...

there may be no hookers in newark LOL, but i no some of those ladies at city hall like to flirt it up with some of the men in uniform.

Anonymous said...

You need to hit the stage with Artie Lange Barry cause thats some funny stuff.........HEY NOW......Still LMAO

Anonymous said...

There is NOTHING "hey now" about the "burnt orange"!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think Lari snuck a story in with the Sheriff being out of town. She is in trouble now. The Sheriff would not allow "hookers" in Wise County. Come home Sheriff, we don't need any bad publicity......

Anonymous said...

at least the news channel made Newark look like a nice place to live...

Jarhead said...

Sorry, Barry, but Lari looks a little lumpy.

Hey! Alliteration!

Anonymous said...

Oh no, say it isn't so!! My dream of living life in the fast lane in Newark Texas, gone forever. LOL!

Anonymous said...

THERE ARE NO HOOKERS IN NEWARK ABOUT AS MUCH AS THERE ARE NO BLACKS IN HARLEM!

Anonymous said...

Well, my comment from the previous Ralph Hardy post has stood up under scrutiny. I asserted there were no $1000 hookers in Newark (or Wise Co.) I cannot claim there are no hookers at all, but any that exist would be charging only enough to get their next meth buy.
Can anyone confirm that there are no motels in Newark? C'mon, Franklin Miller, you playa!
I'm just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Nice Um...necklace. I agree motorboating seems appropriate..If not necessary.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha First there are crabs in the Decatur courthouse, now there are hookers in Newark. LMBO!!

AnObiter said...

Jar, my thoughts exactly -- I was just thinking that the camera had added a few more than 10 lbs to Lari!

Anonymous said...

I AGREE WITH YOU ANON 8:16AM....Women hold on to your men!!!!

Bulldog said...

Now I know what happened to my 2 orange safety cones that disappeared from my Sprint truck.

GIVE EM BACK!!

Anonymous said...

Jarhead looks a little..well...bald

Anonymous said...

Maybe ... just maybe it didn't happen in the City of Newark, maybe it happened in the big city of Fort Worth or Dallas... who knows but probably is a hoax.

Anonymous said...

no hookers in Newark, only crank whores....but it is an ALL white town.

Anonymous said...

Barry, I knew those boobs were going to be on here as soon as I saw them on the news last night!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Speaking for guys around Barrys' age most of our "hey nows' will revolve around women who look like they might be good with kids both future and existing.
All the others are to dull the pain of having to think that way.
This was pointed out by an ex girlfriend who also realized she looked like a more slender,younger version of the ex wife. Weird,didn't mean for it to be that way but, couldn't deny the fact that was how it appeared.

Anonymous said...

In the future if a woman EVER says anything about her weight-I'm running the opposite direction. They will take you down every time.

Anonymous said...

Is Lari Barager preggers?

Anonymous said...

Wow r those real? NICE

Cleatus said...

Maybe one of these pictures should be a "thought of the day" photos? I'm sure everyone knows which one I'm talking about.