5.14.2008

Let The Legend Begin: Ralph Hardy



WorldNetDaily.com appears to be the first reputable news organization (I'm not a news organization nor am I reputable) that has proclaimed the Newark "13 year old boy and hookers" story to be fake.

There is no Ralph Hardy.

But, like the ficticious Tyler Durden in Fight Club, he may become a legendary Wise County character. Like Rook Ramsey or George Harwood or Phil Ryan. Only fake.

So, dear Wise Countians, in all decisions in the future let this be your guide: what would Ralph Hardy do?

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ralph Hardy was here.

House of R & R said...

And, what's this...a mention of your blog?

Cromer said word gets around in a town with a population of only 1,100 people. The rumor is spreading so quickly that she said the county decided to feature the story on its blog.

Anonymous said...

Phil Ryan..Fake?? Oh my!!You mean he isn't a straight dude?

Anonymous said...

The citizens of Newark tend to disagree with them. My nephew goes to school with Ralph Hardy!!!

Anonymous said...

holes all through that story posted on WND:
1) Newark doesn't even have a motel, does it? It did say Newark cops arrived at motel.
2) Thousand dollar hookers in Newark? or anywhere in Wise Co.?
3) Even if you could find a $1,000 hooker in Newark, what are the chances some schmo delivering junk food to a motel knows they even exist?
WWRHD?
I'm just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Are you on the Romo/ Simpson split??

Anonymous said...

Rook Ramsey, Phil Ryan etal...

you forgot Andrew Rottner

Enormo said...

I thought it was fake when I read he was the son of an attorney. I know there are no lawyers living in Newark.

Anonymous said...

While World Net Daily did successfully debunk this fake news story, I would hardly describe that new agency as reputable, except amongst those that follow Rush Limbaugh.

Random trivia:
Did y'all know the brainchild Limbaugh failed out of Southeast Missouri State?

Anonymous said...

1:53

Not Rush's fault, he could not hear the lecture and is not good at lip reading.

Anonymous said...

enormo 1:51 - your blog states that you just purchased 10 acres in Newark and Plan to move back - best change that comment to: Loved Newark so much growing up as a kid that I'm going back - no place like home. It's all good.

Anonymous said...

Sounds more like something - about 60 years ago - that Andy Hardy might have done.

Anonymous said...

Is Barry Green real?

Enormo said...

It is all good. Maybe you will be my new neighbor anon 3:24.

Anonymous said...

WHO CARES WHAT CROMER SAYS!!!!!

Jarhead said...

Who is John Galt?

Anonymous said...

1:53, Did you know your hero Al Gore failed Bible?

Anonymous said...

1:53, Get your facts straight. He dropped out, not flunked out.

Anonymous said...

This story will be on the Fox4 9 o'clock news tonight. They conducted an interview of a local restaurant manager.

Anonymous said...

I believe there is a little Ralph Hardy is all of us. Hookers and blow, hookers and blow.

shu said...

anon 8:40, i suggest you watch the movie "Hustle and Flow". its about hookers and drugs, sounds like you would looooove it. ralph hardy would love it too.

Anonymous said...

Were any drugs or alcohol involved?

Anonymous said...

John Galt is one of the main characters in the book Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, who also wrote The Fountainhead.

Barry, the book is 1700+ pages long, I recommend the tapes, 45 hours worth.

Double Fake Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Jarhead said...

Double Fake Ain't Got No Sense of Humor.