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Newark Worldwide News?

The Internets are full of a story involving a 13 year old from Newark, Texas who has been "convicted" of ordering an extra credit card on his dad's account to buy hookers. And the kid is named.

When did this happen? I'm putting my best reporters on this story. Sumtin' ain't right. Sumtin' ain't right-at-tal.

But, if it is true, I'm hanging out with the kid this weekend.

Edit: Since I just saw this in a parking lot very close by, I'll try and get some answers.

Edit #2: I have spoken to His Holiness, the Honorable Police Chief Gerald Wright who says, and I'm paraphrasing here, "This is crazy talk! It didn't happen!" Seems like the prosecutors up in the courthouse have never heard of the kid nor have any of the Newark townspeople down at Floyd's Barber Shop.

But it seems as the story filters out over the Intertubes that Newark City Hall is getting calls from all over the world. It's even made Triple good times.


Anonymous said...

Is there really a lawyer that lives in Newark?

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Bulldog said...

Mr. Green, I have really enjoyed this blog, but it has gotten soooo slooowww that I don't have the time to mess with it.

Get it fixed.

Adios my friend.

(fade to black)

Anonymous said...

ditto bulldog

House of R & R said...

So.....where's the hot scoop on the hooker kid? Surely, you've grilled that cop by now as well as, told him what a fine ghetto police cruiser he has.

Anonymous said...

I thought it only made local news when a kid from Newark obeyed the law.

Anonymous said...

Instead of call 911 it should read call a tow truck.

Anonymous said...

thanks for posting this barry.

we all know the messenger wont have it in the paper tormorrow because they dont beleive in doing real stories until you break them here - and we all know they read this everyday.

i miss the days when skip nichols broke the news and we saw it here secondhand.

good times

lovelit said...

12:15, I laughed out loud. Perez Hilton is such a joke, and the fact that he's gained any recognition, much less fame, speaks volumes of our society...just an opinion. And I hope the Newark kid story is a hoax.

Anonymous said...

Again, the Newark Coffee Club has officially confirmed this story to be fact.

Anonymous said...

skip nichols would not print the truth if it hit him in the face that was why he could break a story he never checked the facts good riddance

Anonymous said...

"The Internets"--is that like going to "Wal-Marts" or "Wal-Marks"?

butters said...

On Perez I love how at the bottom it say's he wants to be a politician when he grows up...priceless!

Anonymous said...

lol at you anon 4:56.

any reasonable person new this story was a hoax from the start. only people who get their news primarily from blogs believe anything and everything they read.