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6.11.2007
My Crazy Dream Last Night
For some reason I joined the army and went through a boot camp that was "laid back" (a reference to new Cowboys coach Wade Phillips' style?) Anyway, the drills included throwing golf balls at an abandoned two story shopping center. (Insane, huh?)
But the craziest bit was when I found that someone had taken a picture of me and other recruits standing in a line stark naked awaiting to get our physicals. Oddly, I was the only one who had a digital copy of the photo. So I camaraderie commandeered a computer and loaded the pic onto it, emailed it to a buddy who also appeared in the picture (I figured he'd laugh), and then deleted the pic. I walked by that work station about 20 minutes later only to see the secretary who was responsible for the computer staring at the screen and then back at me, alternatively, with disgust. It then dawned on me that a copy of the email had gone to her "sent mail" file. Sheesh. I apologized and asked her to delete it.
About thirty minutes later I went back to her computer to discover that she was gone. I looked at the screen and read "Your funny photo has been uploaded to break.com" (meaning that my neekid body had been uploaded to a funny web site.)
Can I puuuuhhhllleeeze dream I'm on a beach somewhere?
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8 comments:
Uh, I think you "commandeered" a computer--however you may have had a lot of "camaraderie" with the other recruits!
they say your dreams are whats going on in your sub conscious....sooooo you want your secretary to take nude pictures of you?
Barry,before the Police can get a search warrant,you might want to take your hard drive and throw it in the nearest active volcano.
Oh Ambien sweet Ambien!!!
That Ambien is some crazy stuff.
It is always hilarious to hear the funny things people do while taking it.
Letting your clients "trade" certain items for services again B?
In my professional opinion you are either stoned out of your gord or a gay liberal. I mean you dream you are in the military frolicing naked tossing golf balls with your fellow troops. Gay or Stoned sums it up.
Barry, Barry, Barry. You have an unhealthy fixation on balls. You need to find the root cause of all this ball stuff. You watch grown men play with balls, you dream about balls, you spend way too much time playing with them yourself.
You obviously are feeling overexposed and then compounding the problem by seeing humor in it and trying to get someone else to laugh. But, it isn't really funny.
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