12.06.2006

The "War On Drugs" Gets Sillier

So Keller ISD gets its own drug czar who manages to have this answer to the Star-Telegram.

Q: And the slang terms are…?

A: Ecstasy is called a disco biscuit. GHB is called Georgia Home Boy or Liquid E. Candy flippin’ is when they use ecstasy and LSD together. And Suicide Tuesday refers to the depression that follows Ecstasy. Those are just a few.

I think I can hear the kids laughing all the way from here.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, the Keller kiddos can start using some new slang terms and drug combos they possibly never even thought about. Michigan? Oh geez.......I hope she can adapt her accent. Oh, and tell her not to accept any pizza from Fossil Ridge as a welcome gift.

Anonymous said...

What a moron! If this a hole wants to stomp out dope, start with the GM plants in Ypsilanti!!!
Michigan a holes dont belong in Keller schools, they will accept this bozo like the kids on Southpark accept Mr. Mackey!

Anonymous said...

Anybody know where I can get some goof balls?

Anonymous said...

M'kay, 7:13PM.

Anonymous said...

You dont have to live your life accicted to smack...homeless on the street givin' head jobs for crack!!
You can do it , it's all up to you MMMMKaaaayyyyy...

Anonymous said...

Trying to talk in teen language is completely inneffective. I remember when I was a teenager and adults tried to emulate teen behavor and slang to try to get a point across to us, we all just thought they were stupid. We ended up making fun of them for it. Adults should stick to talking to teens in "adult talk"....teens can handle it and it makes the adult sound much more serious.

Anonymous said...

She was probably passed around like a joint at the River Rouge plant while on X!

Anonymous said...

Me thinks we need Huggy Bear on the inside with Starsky & Hutch close by but out of sight.

That way we could score some bennies on the fly and we will stay bad all the way to chinatown.... ya know just chillax for a spell.

Anonymous said...

Huggy Bear and Downtown Brown!!