12.06.2006

The Picture Isn't Available on The 'Net But . . .

. . . the caption below it in the Dallas Morning News today reads, "Terrell Owens shows off his new $45,000 watch, a [birthday] gift from the owners of the Sacramento Kings." You think the dear Lord is pleased with what our society has become?

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well,l he sure ain't pleased with what has become of professional sports in this country!

mzchief said...

Hmmmm...
I am fairly certain God does not really bother with fretting over how humans piss off the bits of paper they use to trade for material goods. HOWEVER, I am ABSOLUTELY 100% CERTAIN God is NONE too pleased with how humans mistreat/abuse each other.

Anonymous said...

A forty five thousand dollar watch?

God probably doesn't care, but bet a bunch of preachers would like to see that little goody put into their collection plates!

Anonymous said...

I worked with a guy that put his rolex that our boss gave him in the collection plate at church, and they both attended the same church...but on the other hand they fired me because I refused to pray with them before our morning meetings.

Anonymous said...

not sure how this got to this point,
but reading the comments on this blog makes me wonder were you all went to church

Anonymous said...

Church is just not a serious place of worship unless we have snake handling involved!

Anonymous said...

If GOD is pissed about a watch what do you think he's gonna say about Benny Hinns new ride.

Anonymous said...

I don't really see the problem with the owners of the Kings giving him a new watch, I mean after all who owns a watch under $45,000 that will keep time. I know I don't.

Anonymous said...

God is dog spelled backwards. I worship my own dog, thank you very much.

Anonymous said...

Well, I am fairly certain that God does care how we "piss off bits of paper" especially considering that people are starving to death.

Anonymous said...

Anyone that thinks GOD does not care what we do with our money is a fool.

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 6:52 & 6:55...
Since YOU believe God cares how humans piss off bits of paper make certain YOU refrain from EVER buying a frivoulous item such as a home computer, television, new auto, more clothing than you can carry and/or a second pair of shoes UNTIL there are NO starving people.

IF as you say God does care how humans piss off bits of paper God will be DISTRAUGHT over ANY amount of pissing off of bits of paper NOT just insane amounts.

mzchief said...

A few more thoughts to you two. While you are making certain to NOT upset God, turn OFF your Christmas lights and give away ALL of the gifts you are giving to the people you know who are NOT "starving to death."

BEFORE you decide YOU know how much is TOO much to waste make certain YOU are NOT guilty of WASTE and responsible for there being people who are "starving to death."

Just because YOU have FEWER bits of paper to piss off does NOT mean YOU get to decide how much pissing off is too much.

Anonymous said...

Terrell can shove that watch up his ass....pulp fiction style!

Anonymous said...

Oh God, someone puh-leze take MzCreeps words and convert them to an audio file, and post them with a link so we can all hear how absolutely RIDICULOUS she sounds.

Poor girl, we all must remember she is very distraught that her DH was one of the FIRST to die from the IRAQ WAR - and she must be feeling guilty because she has "pissed off some of her bits of paper" by purchasing many frivolous (fixed that SP for ya there, MzCreep) items such as a home computer, television, new auto, more clothing than she can carry and MANY pairs of shoes.

Oh Dog, please have mercy on MzCreep.

Anonymous said...

7:33pm just a guess..........I think you're in a little over your head. Whenever you find yourself in a hole the first thing you want to do is stop digging. Just a guess.

Anonymous said...

Nope, 9:19PM - I've never been in a hole, because I invest wisely.

Anonymous said...

shut up, mzchief

anonymouse said...

anonydumbass 7:33

Sounds like you have a rich and fulfilling fantacy life.

mzchief said...

Wanna see my hairy snatch?

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 7:33 & 3:03...

BOTH of you have assumed facts that are NOT in the record and thus making your ENTIRE premise, at best WRONG.

Just for the fun of it I will correct only one laughably incorrect ASSUMPTION.
I NEVER feel guilty for pissing off bits of paper. As I previously stated I personally believe God does NOT care but clearly 7:33 does care.

Jealousy and bitterness will NOT make YOUR life better but it does give the rest of us quite a GIGGLE.

*LOL@U*

Incidentally 7:33, people who have TRULY invested wisely do NOT worry about the finances of OTHERS.

IT SUCKS TO BE YOU!

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 9:19...
You have NO idea the number of times my grandmother said those EXACT words and how MANY times I have repeated them.

Do I know YOU?

Anonymous said...

for the love of god. shut up, mzchief....

Anonymous said...

Mzshit is clearly a psycho bitch and her posts have no logic to them. Mzshit DOES NOT speak for GOD. Mzshit...the voices you are hearing are not of GOD. Please take your lithium and share with anonyrodent. It is completey clear that JESUS does care what we do with our money. For anyone that believes in JESUS, this fact cannot be denied. Mzshit...when you are having a manic episode, can you please spew your shit on weighing in?!?! She loves your shit.

Anonymous said...

MZCHIEF recently emphasized certain points that should be re-emphasized.

Hmmmm... fretting ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN NONE mistreat/abuse To anonyNOTHING 6:52 & 6:55...
YOU YOU EVER UNTIL NO IF DISTRAUGHT ANY NOT NOT OFF ALL NOT BEFORE YOU TOO YOU NOT WASTE YOU FEWER NOT YOU To anonyNOTHING 7:33 & 3:03...BOTH NOT ENTIRE WRONG ASSUMPTION NEVER NOT
NOT YOUR GIGGLE *LOL@U* TRULY NOT OTHERS IT SUCKS TO BE YOU! To anonyNOTHING 9:19...NO EXACT MANY I
YOU?

anonymouse said...

you are delusional.

how long did it take you to type up those mzchief notes...???

talk about making yourself look worse...DUMBASS.

do you just wait at the computer all day waiting for mzchief to post?

maybe you should get yourself cable tv...bitch.

greta said...

I am curious to know if Jesus received a $45,000 watch too. He and T.O. both claim they can walk on water.

Anonymous said...

6:52 - good thoughts.

Sometimes I wonder what God thinks about all these churches (because we can't get along over ridiculous things) while people are going to hell in a handbasket.

Pass the collection plate, clap your hands to the praise band and don't let the downtrodden inside the church.

They stink and have no money.

Anonymous said...

shut up, anoyrodent

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 9:47...
Hmmmmmm.....

YOU are ONE of the reasons people like ME find the slavish belief of Christians in the words of "Jesus" to be little more than MASS delusion perpetrated by RELIGION for the BENEFIT of RELIGION.

Incidentally, I am thinking "Jesus" would be NONE too pleased with you acting as "his" spokesperson. From MY understanding of "Jesus" you calling someone "bitch" and referencing them as "shit" all the while using Jesus' name would certainly upset Jesus AND his father.

WHY would ANYONE with so much as a SINGLE braincell give ANYTHING posted by you ANY credibility?

People like YOU make Christianity look TRULY ridiculous.

Merry CHRISTmas!

*LOL@U*

Anonymous said...

Mzchief, please shut up. Not just for me, but for everyone's benefit.

Anonymous said...

Mzshit, you are right. Jesus probably does not appreciate me calling you the truth, but hey nobody is perfect. He will forgive me.

Anonymous said...

Maybe now he can tell at what time he drops the ball.

anonymouse said...

6:29, my friend jesus christo just whispered in my ear that he wants you to go stick your head in a toilet and hold your breath for as long as possible.
WOOOOO

anonymouse said...

6:29, I AM SOOOOO SORRYYYYY!
As a few people have pointed out to me..I forgot to call you your rightful name...DUMBASS.
I promise it won't happen again, BITCH.