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4.01.2006

Fortune Cookie

I ate Chinese food last night and this is what I got in the fortune cookie: "Your lucky number for the week is two." That's it? That's my inspiration? That's my fortune? There is some guy whose job is to write fortune cookies and that's the best he's got? Heck, I'd take "your life is in grave danger" over a "lucky number".

4 comments:

originalgoldfish said...

No, best fortune cookie message ever would be-

"That wasn't chicken."

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the age old question: What's the difference between Chinese food and a cat?

Of course, it's 15 min.

Anonymous said...

Barry,
We all know - 2 is better than 1

Anonymous said...

I had one that said "It's not what your fortune cookie can do for you, but what you can do for your fortune cookie"

What kind of fortune was that? I'm sure that took some brain power to come up with that one.